Eliza:
*watching Hamilton and John*
Angelica:
What're you doing?
Eliza:
I'm trying to figure out of Alexander is gay
Angelica:
Well I'm pretty sure he's straight
Hamilton:
*cuddles John*
John:
*giggles*
Angelica:
Actually I don't know
Eliza:
What do we do?
Angelica:
Clearly this requires further investigation!
Eliza:
"Investigation"?
Angelica:
Yes! Now come on!
*drags Eliza to Hamilton*
Hamilton:
Hey ladies
Eliza:
*blushes*
Angelica:
Sup nerd
Hamilton:
...
Angelica:
Anyway how gay are you?
Hamilton:
Extremely
Eliza:
*looks down*
Hamilton:
I mean it's such a lovely day who wouldn't be gay on a day like this? It's so beautiful out
Eliza:
*relieved*
Angelica:
That's not what I meant
Hamilton:
What did you mean?
Angelica:
I meant would you date a guy?
Hamilton:
...
Angelica:
...
Hamilton:
I'm like 4
Why would I date?
Angelica:
...
Eliza:
...
John:
...
John/Eliza:
FLUFFING DARN IT!
Madison:
Language
John/Eliza:
..........
Jefferson:
Bitch ass children
John/Eliza:
............................
Lafayette:
...
Rude ass American
All the colonists:
WHAT WAS THAT YOU BAGUETTE BITCH
Lafayette:
...
*shook little French fry*
Hey sorry this one's kinda short I just kinda wanted to remind people I can't really ship because they're like small infants. (I also wanted to call Laff a shook French fry but that's not the point)
YOU ARE READING
hamilton day care
Fanfictionhamilton and the crew are babies now, Jefferson and Madison are not. that's pretty much it... I don't know what I'm doing... But thanks for looking at the story!
