Jefferson is the WORST

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Jefferson:
*just sitting being a responsible adult reading and ignoring the wild 6 year olds around him*

Hamilton:
There he is. The very embodiment of our oppression.

John:
What's embodiment mean?

Hamilton:
M&M bodies duh

John:
Oh ok
*thinks "just agree John. You're confused but no one knows that yet! Don't be awkward! Don't be awkward! Don't be awkward!"*

Lafayette:
Are you ok mon' ami?

John:
I'm fine! And definitely not confused!
*thinks "nailed it."*

Hamilton:
hush you two! We have to show Mr. Jefferson who's boss.

Herc:
*gives Hamilton a paint ball gun*

Hamil-squad:
*snickering*

Hamilton:
*shoots Jefferson*
ha! Got him!

Jefferson:
...
*throws his book at them nailing Lafayette*

Lafayette:
(WASTED)

Herc:
Man down! Man down!
*holds Lafayette in his arms*

John:
*starts crying*

Jefferson:
Huh... I missed.
That was supposed to hit Alex.

Hamilton:
You monster!

Jefferson:
That's true. anyway, you're grounded

Hamilton:
You can't ground me!

Jefferson:
You live with me soooo yes I can

Hamilton:
... Dang it.

Herc:
Wait so... Did he adopt you or something?

Lafayette:
Aw he's like your dad!

Hamilton:
No! I hate him! He's the worst! And he's NOT my dad!

>that night<

Hamilton:
*can't sleep*

Jefferson:
*sitting at the foot of his bed*
Kid you can't stay up forever

Hamilton:
*clearly tired*
But I wanna..!

Jefferson:
*sighs and lays with him gently cuddling him*

Hamilton:
*aggressive whining*

Jefferson:
*gently runs his fingers through Hamilton's hair*
Shut up...

Hamilton:
Your the worst person...

Jefferson:
Go the fuck to sleep

Hamilton:
Hmph... *cuddling close to him, dozing off* I hate you...

Jefferson:
I hate you too kid, now go to sleep

Hamilton:
Fine...
*yawns and smiles*
Good night Mr. Dad..!
*falls asleep*

Jefferson:
*smiles rolling his eyes*
Night kid

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