Kenny x Kyle

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"Kenny why are you looking at that shit when im here!?" Kyle laughed throwing a book at Kenny.
"Because it's fucking hot." Both the boys laughed. "Im gonna go use your bathroom. Be right back." Kyle said getting up off the floor. "Alright but whatever you do don't look in the cabinet." Kenny said looking at more naked women on his Instagram.
"Whatever." Kyle said quietly.
He entered the bathroom and did his business. 'Don't look in the cabinet.' He stopped and nelt down slowly opening the cabinet. "Makes sense. He said quietly.
He saw porn films and other sexual junk. "Kenny you little freak" he chuckled and shut the cabinet before walking out of the bathroom.
"Hey Kyle wanna play a game?" Kenny said putting the phone down. "Its called 'who is'." Kenny said smiling.
"Ok. How do you play?" Kyle asked sitting back on the floor in front of Kenny's bed.
"I ask a question like 'who is more likely to kill someone' and you have to answer with someone who most likely kill someone." Kenny said.
"Oh ok."
"Ill go first. Who is more likely to lose there virginity last?" Kenny said laughing. "Cartman!" Kyle spit out. Both the boys laughed.
"Ok my turn. Who is more likely to eat a bug?" Kyle said chuckling.
"Butters. I honestly feel like he would accidentally."
They laughed more.

They played the game to who is most likely going to be a dad before college and who would suck someone's dick.
"Ok I got one who is the most perverted?" Kenny said laughing.
Kyle laughed with him. "Hmm." Kyles mind shot right back to the porn films and whips Kenny had in his cabinet. Kyle laughed "I would have to say you." Kenny laughed harder Nodding his head in agreement.
"Ok I have one I really wanna know the answer to. Who is most likely to screw me before a girl does?" Kyle said pointing at himself chuckling. Kenny stopped laughing and thought. "Hmm.. M- wait you haven't had sex yet?" Kenny asked smirking. "Shut up and give me your answer." Kyle said hiding his face in his hands. Kenny laughed. "Me."
Kyle looked at Kenny quickly.
They both started laughing again.
"I mean have you ever wondered what it would be like to kiss a guy?" Kenny said sitting up on his bed leaning his back against the wall.
"No not really. But now that you say that I am wondering what it would be like." Kyle admitted.
Kenny chuckled and kicked Kyle off his bed.
"Ah! Dude now I have no where to sit. The floor is uncomfortable." Kyle said laughing.
"Yeah you do." Kenny smirked then laughing patting his lap.
Kyle rolled his eyes. "Ok Kenny if you wanna play like that." Kyle laughed and sat on Kenny's lap.
Both the boys couldn't hold in there laughter.
"This is pretty fucking gay Kyle." Kenny said wrapping his arms around Kyle's waist.
"Yeah well don't get use to it." Kyle chuckled. 'Normally I would have told him to stop but for some reason it feels right when he wraps his arms around me like that.' Kyle thought to himself.
"So you wanna keep playing 'who is' or a new game?~" Kenny said seductively bucking his hips up causing Kyle to place his hands on Kenny's chest.
"Kenny don't do that." Kyle said a slight blush crossing over his cheeks.
"What? This?~" Kenny said doing it again. "Yes that." Kyle replied blushing a little more.
Kenny chuckled. "Now lets Play truth or dare." Kenny said tightening his grip he had around Kyle's waist.
"meh ok. 'Who is' is kinda getting boring. We can play when we get more people." Kyle replied squirming on Kenny's lap rubbing there crotches together.
Kenny noticed and smirked.
"I'll go first. Truth or dare?" Kenny said looking Kyle's body up and down.
Kyle  noticed and rolled his eyes laughing. "Dare." He said squirming on Kenny's lap again.
Kenny smirked."I dare you to kiss me." Kenny said winking at Kyle. "Fine. I am no chicken." Kyle said.
Kyle brought his lips down to Kenny's slowly placing there lips together.
For some reason he didn't pull away and Kyle wasn't really shocked that Kenny was kissing back.
There lips moved together as they deepened the kiss.
Kyle closed his eyes and opened his mouth as soon as he felt Kenny's tongue running against his bottom lip.
Kenny placed his right hand on the back of Kyle's head while his left hand gripped Kyle's ass.
Kyle gripped Kenny's parka moving his tongue against Kenny's.

They jumped at the sound of knocking on Kenny's bedroom door. "I'll get it." Kyle said crawling off Kenny's lap wiping the saliva off his lips with his sleeve. "Alright." Kenny said slapping Kyles ass as soon as he got up.
Kyle flipped him off laughing and opened the door.
It was Stan and Cartman.
Kyle frowned crossing his arms.
"Hey Jew." Cartman said as he entered Kenny's room pushing Kyle out of his way in the process.
"Fuck off fat ass. Hi Stan." Kyle said shutting the door.
"Hey Kyle." Stan said sitting on Kenny's bed.
"Kenny where you looking at porn or something? You got a boner dude." Cartman said pointing at Kenny's crotch.
"Yeah. I did because it makes Kyle  mad whenever he is here." They all laughed.
Kyle sat next to Kenny and they all started a conversation about girls.
Kyle wasn't paying much attention, he couldn't help but think that Kenny got a boner because of him.

Hours passed and cartman and Stan went home.
Now it was Kenny and Kyle alone again. "So wanna finish what we started?~" Kenny said patting his lap.
Kyle chuckled and sat on Kenny's lap. Kenny rubbed Kyles thigh as they roughly kiss. They pulled away and Kenny began to unbutton his pants. Kyle took off Kenny's parka. And now they where getting Kyle's clothes off.

Kenny ran his fingers through Kyles hair as they sloppily kissed.
"Does baby boy wanna ride me?~" Kenny whispered seductively into Kyles ear. Kyle bit his lip and blushed at the new nickname. All he could do is nod.

To be continued!

*im not sorry >:3 lol*

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