* (A/n) I don't even know if anyone can relate to these but I just wanted to do it. *
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Crushes
What do you call it when your crush likes you back? Oh yeah, imagination.
Craft Dinner
When you pour too much milk in your craft dinner... and your mom is just shining rays of disappointment from across the kitchen.
Tests
Friend: Did you study for the test?
Me: There's a test today?
Movies
*me and person at the movies*
Random Guy: That not what happens in the books..
Me: SHUT UP!
Singing
*your friend singing like an angel next to you*
You: Oh my god! You sing so well!
Friend: Oh. That's not my good voice.
You: .... *mentally mindblown*
We all have that ONE friend who says they aren't a good singer when in reality they sing like a fuckin ANGEL!
Food
*my plan when eating food*
No i'll have room to eat my fries afterwards, I'll eat my veggies first.
*gets full*
Well FU-
Homework
Friend: Did you finish your homework?
Me: There was homework??!?!
Waking Up
Theres nothing that wakes you up more than thinking you're late for school.
I Don't Even Know
That moment when you, a person who studied for the test, gets a lower grade than someone who didn't study. Just... BOI
Teens
Teenagers are the most misunderstood beings on the planet. They are treated like children and are expected to act like adults.
Books
Why is it so satisfying when a chapter ends on an even number of pages.
Or when the chapter ends on the 100th page. I bet the author wanted that to happen. Right? RIGHT? Moving on..
Books Part: 2
When you LOVE a series/ book and you try to get your friends to read it BUT THEY JUST WON'T!
My friend Padfoot gave me this idea
Jokes
When your only one who laughs at your own joke... just a lil' bit awkward.
Mornings...Oh God
When I say I don't have anything to wear, I mean I don't have anything that I LIKE to wear...obviously. Heh, What were YOU thinking....
Food Part: 2
When your eating spicy food products and you want water but you also don't want ruin the taste of the food you are eating and just.... IT'S A SERIOUS PROBLEM!
Plagiarized from my friend Padfoot. Not really. I gave her credit here.
Makeup
When you have fresh mascara on and you accidentally sneeze. JUST BOI.
Courtesy of my friend Padfoot
BOI
*Theres two ways to look at it*
Boi= as in... BOI.
or.....
Boi= Bank of India
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(A/n) And that's all the ones I can come up with. Until next time!
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Mysterious
PoesíaLove is different for all of us. Some is given. Some is taken. Some is one-sided. Some isn't. Hate is different for all of us. Some is given. Some is taken. Some is one-sided. Some isn't.
