~Everyone says Dumbeldore is so confusing in fanfictions and always talking in riddles. Some fanfiction writers actually make sense when they say that because they are good writers, but some make no sense. For example:
OC: *to Dumbeldore* I want to know where the Room of Requirement is. Dumbeldore: You'll find it on the seventh floor. OC: *throws hand in the air* WHY DO YOU ALWAYS ANSWER IN RIDDLES!
~I'm pretty sure slang language wasn't invented in the 1990s, so would you care to explain why is Hermione going around saying LOL and TTYL?
~And this is the last warning Hermione is going to have to give you that no one can apparate or disapparate in Hogwarts! Not the OC, not Dumbeldore, not Voldormort, not Merlin, NOT ANYONE AT ALL!
Hermione: I read it in Hogwarts: A History. Hermione: Honestly don't you read? Me: EXACTLY
~ I walked out of the Hogwarts Express to go to attend Hogwarts for my first year and accidentally bumped into Draco Malfoy'sabs, never mind the fact that Draco is only a 11 year old boy and couldnt possibly have abs or that I'm a muggleborn who doesn't know anyone but somehow knows that she bumped into Draco Malfoy. Draco then came on his knees and said, "Would you marry me?" We just met and are only 11 but the most important thing I had to say was "But I'm a Hufflepuff and your a Slytherin" even thought this makes no sense because I just came out the train for my first year and I hadn't even been sorted yet. "I don't care. I love you" Draco said. "So will you marry me?" "Yes" I said. Then we got married, had a bazillion kids and rode off to the sunset on a glittering fairy princess.
Do I even need to explain this one? Cause its tOO TRUE
~All authors in the authors note be like: Author: The next chapter will come soon my lil pinapples! Me: eXCUSE ME I AM NOT A FREAKIN PINEAPPLE! Author: ..... Me: Do I look like a pineapple to you?
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Author: Well... Me: Do I? Author: No, not at all. Me: Thank you! *leaves* Author: She definitely ran away from a mental asylum.
~And to just make it clear, Draco was turned into a ferret in his fourth year at Hogwarts, so it earned him the name 'ferret'. So he can't be called ferret in his first, second, or third year! You got that Authors That Shall Not Be Named!
~And sorry to be blunt, but there is no freakin house called Huffleclaw or Gryfinclaw, etc. etc. There was a fanfiction I read in which the OC got Gryfinclaw and then the OC thought 'Oh my god I'm special' . You guys have no idea of how many times I banged my head against my pillow after reading that. Wizards and witches can only be in 1 house out of the 4 houses which are Gryfindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, and Slytherin! Unless the story is about the secret 5th Hogwarts Founder. Then please continue.
~Pretty sure converse, Vans, amd pretty much every other brand worn nowadays were not there in the 1990s. Unless the OC made a time machine and went to the future and-
~Muggle Devices don't work near magic. They go haywire near magic. Its one of the reasons muggle devices aren't allowed in Hogwarts. The OC can't just use an iPhone 6S in Hogwarts and message their parents, its freakin impossible! And iPhones weren't even invented in the 1990s!
