The Clichē Moments In Harry Potter Fanfictions

Draconian Malfoy, The Merlin OC, and Harry Styles

Draconian Malfoy, The Merlin OC, and Harry Styles

~Does every author is a Quick-Quotes Quill?
'Then Ginny looked into Harry's eyes, which were glistening with the ghosts of his past. Harry-'
Harry: Hey my eyes aren't 'glistening with the ghosts of my past'!
Tell 'em Harry!
#HarrySaysNo
And Im not kidding I actually saw something similar to this written in a fanfiction!

~Draco's full name in fanfictions is Draconian Lucius Malfoy. No. Just, no. Draco's full name is not, and I mean not Draconian.

~The typical Harry's sister stories. Harry's sister is only allowed to live if her eyes are green, her hair is red, she's  named after a flower, and her middle name is Lily. She could only live to give Snape a heart attack when she comes to Hogwarts. The HP Fanfiction Police would arrest her she didn't. Now lets look at the fact that she pops out of nowhere! She either lived in foster care, lived with Snape, or lived with Remus because that's the only explanation for her sudden appearence. And since she's a Potter, she gets offered a position in the Quidditch Team the moment she enters Hogwarts. Not to mention she's a prankster. If she wasnt, James Potter's ghost would disown her. And the biggest shipping in those fanfics looks a little something like this.
5% shipped with one of the Weasleys 3% shipped with Cedric
2% shipped with Snape
90% shipped with Draco.
Apparently everyone loves forbidden love stories.

~Question. How does every OC know how to perform advanced spells without using their wand in their first year?! Not to mention they can always master a spell that no one can else can! Are they Merlin in disguise? Did Hecate herself teach them magic? Then how can they do that? Please, be creative. Now dont go and Avada Kedavra your OCs now but when your trying to make your OCs, please don't make them Merlin.

~Whats up with the French OC clichē?
If the OC is French in a fanfiction, the OC is all of the following:
•Shes blond.
•Shes a veela.
•Shes a transfer student from Beauxbatons.
•She gets sorted into Ravenclaw.
•Her family is really close to the  Delacour family.
•Her name is in French.
•Shes knows more than everyone in Hogwarts.
•She has a really long name.
•She claims to hate her full name but she introduces herself by her full name every time someone asks her whats her name.
"Hi my name is Roseline Maria Emilie Alexis Angeletta Arielle Isabella Gabrielle Berenice Maria Diane Julia Victoria Camille Agathe Suzzane Noémie Celeste Bianca Acer. I don't like my full name so you can call me Rose." a blond haired girl told me. Instantly she had all the boys drool over her.
"I'm Sophia Fields." I said.
"And I'm Mason Vazquez" a boy behind her said.
"Oh I didn't see you. Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Roseline Maria Emilie Alexis-"

~Harry in every fanfiction be like:

Harry: I dont know whats going on with Ginny. She's.... acting strange.
Ginny: *is drooling over Harry's picture in front of Harry*
Harry: I dont know whats wrong.
Ginny: *makes 'Harry Potter is Bae' on the sky with her broom in front of Harry*
Harry:  Does she...like me? Nah. She'd never like a guy like me.
Ginny:*is wearing a 'I Love Harry Potter Shirt with Harry's picture*
Harry: Ginny probably likes Dean. They're so alike.
Ginny: *singing* I Love Harry Potter amd Harry Potter Onlyyyyy....
Harry: Maybe she's dating someone. Yeah that must be it.
Ginny: *in front of Harry* Harry I love you.
Harry: *looks down* Oh look a sickle. What are you saying Ginny?
Ginny: *points at her 'I  Love Harry Potter Shirt with Harry's picture*
Harry: Oh thats a nice shirt. *goes away* I wish Ginny liked me like that man whose picture is on her shirt.

~Harry can suddenly sing opera. He can sing songs better than Beyonce herself. Which Harry are we talking about? Harry Potter or Harry Styles?

~What happened to all the boys at Hogwarts? The only boys are Harry, Ron, The Twins, Flitwick, Neville, Seamus and Dean when theres Deamus, Draco, Crabbe, Goyle, Blaise when he's hot enough, Theo when Draco needs someone to rant to, that horribly rude Boy OC whose either a Ravenclaw or Slytherin who cheats on the main OC, and Dumbledore. The rest of the boys either became Gladers, Lost Boys, or took a one way trip to Narnia.

~While we're on  topic of missing Hogwarts students, lets talk about the missing Gryffindor Students. Because apparently, the only people in Gryffindor are Harry, Ron, Hermione, Dean, Seamus, Neville, Lavender, Parvati and the Weasley Twins. Even Percy Weasley doesn't have that much of an appearance. But the Gryffindor House isn't the only house with students missing. When authors refer to the Slytherin Students, entering, they only talk about Draco, Pansy, Crabbe, Goyle, Blaise, Theo, and sometimes Daphne or Astoria Greengrass. Wait cross Astoria off because she isn't mentioned either. Like I said, the boys probably joined the Glade or became Lost Boys while the girls probably became Lost Girls or joined the Hunters of Artermis.

~How Fanfiction Chapters Look After A Long Update:
80%= 13 Reasons Why the Author Didn't Update.
20%= Actual Story Content.