Eddsworld (Tom x Tord x Edd x Matt)

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TOM POV
I groaned & sat up.
What time is it?.....
I looked at the clock.
6:00am.
Well..... Might as well get up....
I heaved myself out of the comfert & warmth of my bed & lumbered downstairs.

Tord was in the kitchen, reading the paper & smoking his cigar.

"Hello Jahovah's whitness." He said from behind the paper, his accent making me blush slightly.

"Shuddup Commie." I said, opening the fridge.

"So," Tord said, smirking, "Who was this 'Daddy' You talked about last night?~"

"None of your fucking business!" I said, turning to face the fridge to hide my blush.

I could almost hear his heart break.
Shit...... I made him sad.....

As if on que to make my day worse, Matt walked in, absorbed in himself as usual.

"Hello Matt!" Tord said, his accent heavy.

Shit. His fucking accent is-

"Hello Tord!!" Matt said smiling. "You seen Edd anywhere?"

Tord's bright smile faltered for a second, but Matt barely even noticed.

"No I haven't Matt." He stood up & walked twords me.

SHIT!!! ABORT!!!! A B O R T ! ! ! ! I thought as I backed to the other side of the room, my face going cherry red.

Tord stared at me. "What the Faen Tom?."

"Sh-shut up you communest fucker." I rushed out of the kitchen.

"FUCK YOU JEHOVAH'S WITNESS!!!" He yelled with pure hatered after me.

I could almost hear my heart shatter as I ran out of the house.