logicality stories

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Logan's POV

All of the sides seemed rather off today I might say.

All of the 3 were complementing each other like crazy, using immature pickup limes, and giggling to eachother. As myself, Logic, Didnt feel any of these symptoms... I am the Logical side obviously, i am not an emotion. So as that I cant really feel the emotion everyone one else is currently stated at. Basically what im trying to imply is that since im not an emotion, i cant feel 'flirty'? I assume that's how everyone is acting. Sure, It can mess with my logical thinking, but it won't have a HUGE impact on me.

I was walking back to my room as because i didnt want to be bothered by the other sides today, they where all to touchy feely with each other.

I was half way to my co-responded area, when i had gotten a text message on my instagram.

I thought to just leave the text alone and wait for him to message me though via text message. To my exact thought he messaged me on imessage

Morality
Hey there kiddo.

🤖Cutie🤖
Salutations.

Morality
hEy, so uGh. Can I come over to your room? Virgil and Roman are yelling at each other again.

🤖Cutie🤖
Um. Sure? I suppose? That's kind of out of the ordinary.

Morality
Is that a yes or a no?

🤖Cutie🤖
I have made myself unclear to you. Sure you may come in my room.

Morality
Oki!

I chuckled at his last text.

Next thing I knew, not even half of a second later. I heard a familiar knock on my birtch wood door.

"I'M HERE"

"You may enter!"

Patton strolled into my room, sorting down on my bed attacking me with his arms slithering by my sides, a hug?

I was frightened by the sudden action and blurted out "E EQUALS M.C SCARED!".

He took his hands off me and touched my my nose with his pointer finger as he made a 'boop' sound. I flushed a light shade of pastel pink and looked down.

"Your so cute when you blush!" He said a squealed. I raised my head back up and have him a look like 'no I am not'. And sunk my head back down again, this time twiddling with my fingers. He had said something but I accidentally egnored it. I was heavily thinking of some math equations to stop my blush apere less.

He grabbed my head by his hand, slowly raising my head up. I flinched a little bit and stiffened up.

"You are copper and tellurium?" He asked, whispering in my ear. I shivered and backed away, not knowing what he ment. I know it was some unreasonable dad joke but just went back to my thoughts. I was thinking of what he ment. Copper is Cu, and Tellurium is Te. I put them together 'You are cu te.'
That's not what he ment right? The dad side barely even knows what yellow and green make.

"Are you homework? Because I wanna slam you on the desk and do you all night." Patton whispered quite louder. I looked back down and shifted away. "What?" Me now going back into thought distracting myself from what he said. Repeat

I don't feel feelings.

I don't feel feelings.

I don't feel feelings.

I don't feel feelings.

I don't feel feelings.

I don't feel feelings.

I cant feel feelings.

I cant feel feelings.

I cant feel feelings.

"If I give someone a hug, they call me dad. If I gave you a kiss, would you call me daddy?" He said, winking.

"Patton, might I ask. What the actual fu-- I mean what has gotten into you?"

"I know what going to be into you in a seco--"

"Ahem"

He laughed and looked at me, inching closer to my face. His lips gosted upawn my earlobe, as his breath tickled my ear he said
"Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Because you have got a sweet a--" He said as he bit my ear. I yellped out and blushed a scarlet red.

"Just like an earth quake, I can make your bed rock" He said as he trailed down to my neck.

"If I was a painter, i would love to paint blue and purple on you like a canvas"

My breath hitched up quick as my breaths got heavy.

Don't show any emotion to this.

He is just flirty today because of Thomas.

Don't get your tie in a knot Logan.

"I would really like to wrap this tie around your mouth."

"Ngghh, P-Patton. Ahem, This is serious" I cleared my throat. He quickly took his lips off of my neck and looked back up at me. Licking his lips.

"I'm listening"

"I know your just flirty today because Thomas is in a bit of a 'lustful' mood today. I can't physically understand because one, im not and emotion, and two, im a logical side." I said, sitting down with one leg on top of the other.

"I'll help you physically understand something soon."

He said as he went back and attacked my neck.

heyO, so do you guys want a part two to this? It's like 2am rn where I live and I mean to be asleep but oh well :D.

I'm so bored right now and also, would you guys like chapters with like 1000 words or smth. Because I put it short because i didnt want for it to be such a long chapter because long chapters are kinda hard to read for me but I want to give you all whatever you all want so yeh. Im not sure if I do another chapter if it would be smut. Because smut is hard to write because it makes me very uncomfortable but yeh. If you guys want it ill do it.

I'm so bored im gonna write more oof goodbye

Word Count: 869

6-22-18