Y/n: (For those N00BS out there, Y/n stands for your name)
You are a gal who likes to have funfunfnnfufun! Ohhhhh but thou was not always this way,,,, oh no no no! You were once a shy gorl who developed a rather... expensive taste, if you will, after meeting your best friend... PARK JIMIN! Or as you like to call him, Jibooty! Some of your hobbies are fishing, breathing, bathing, snacking, vandalizing, and beatboxing!
Jimin/Jibooty:
Jibooty is not in BTS in this "novel" as this is in an alternate universe, expanding endlessly into thy multiverse ohHohOHooo!! Jibooty is your best friend and has a very big crush on your grandfather, Min Yoongi, though Yoongi is better known as Lil Meow Meow, which is his underground street name. Very fierce, I know. ANYWAY, some of Jimin's hobbies are stealing, swagging, womanizing, buying and selling timber, and cuddling!
Rap Nunster/ Nunjoon:
Rap Nunster is the not-so-friendly neighborhood nun! Rap Nunster hates fun, children, laughter, and love. Rap Nunster will at no means ever stop to destroy all things remotely happy! Rap Nunster spends his days in a far away castle located in the Nutella vortex! Some of his hobbies are sewing, candle-dipping, peeling lemons and feeding them to his dragon named Jin, listening to classical Russian music (especially when the name Boris is thrown in there), making backpacks, and writing in his diary every single day!
WHAT WILL BECOME OF THESE CHARACTERS HMmmMMMM IDK BUT CHECK BACK WITHIN 24 HOURS AND I'LL PROBABLY HAVE SOMETHING FIGURED OUT! REMEMBER, THIS IS ALL A JOKE AND IS NOT MEANT TO OFFEND ANYONE 11/1/1/1 PLEASE ENJOY!
YOU ARE READING
Thy Gasm!
Humor'Tis a story of thy ages in which you and your good old comrade Jibooty *attempt* to have a grand old time by doing all sorts of silly things! *Chuckles* haAhAHaha! Sounds like funnnn! And trust thyself, it was fun indeed!...Until Rap Nunster AKA Nu...
