(This is a youjo senki and Naruto crossover)
WARNING!
The fanfic contains gore and lots of offensive language if you are not interested in any of this then don't read!
Akihisa Bunji mistaken for a boy by her...
Our sensei Kakashi Hatake..... he tells us to wake up early in the morning and not to eat breakfast. He tells us not to be LATE yet I think we should be the ones telling him that...
Sakura was asleep, Naruto was dead asleep, and sasuke is some how still awake. I'm only awake because Kakashi said we had to be here early plus I don't want to be punished with some weird kakashi jutsu..... speaking of staying up......We've been waiting from GOD DAMN MIDNIGHT TO F——CKING MORNING!!!!! "Good morning. Sorry I'm late I got lost on the path of life." GOT LOST ON THE PATH OF LIFE MY ASS!!
Time skip
"So all we have to do is get these stupid bells from you and we past." I asked kakashi. "Well not entirely but yes all you have to do is get the bells from me." Jeez this is so simple back in my old life the commander was much more harsh at training us than this piece of- "but!" Huh?.... "doesn't mean it'll be easy..." Naruto than began to speak "Yeah right I bet I could get all three bells in no time." Kakashi than replied. "Oh really?" Honestly I agree with Naruto. Yesterday he easily fell for the eraser prank that NARUTO set up. Also according to Iruka's teachings jounins are elite ninja's so there's no way on earth that a jounin could fall for a childish prank that Naruto made. He should've been able to see it from the start or did he just not care and is actually strong..... Nah! Tanya was way worse this should be a walk in the park. "So when do we star?" I asked. "Now" kakashi than disappeared as well as me and everyone else. Well everyone else besides Naruto at least..... I then went to find kakashi then all of a sudden I remembered. "HEY SHOW YOURSELF YOU COWARD! COME AND FIGHT ME!!!" I RAN to my idiotic friend and quickly grabbed him and hid him with me. "(Y/n) WHAT ARE YO-" I shut him up by putting my hand on his mouth. I then put my finger on my lip then he got the hint. "Naruto listen we're both gonna kick kakashi's ass together and get the bells." I explain trying to whisper. "All of the bells?" Naruto whisper yelled. "HE-" Then I took a second to think. Well... It's better to get all the bells I mean it's pretty easy. "Yes."
Time skip
"WHERE IS THAT GUY HE ISN'T ANYWHERE HERE!!!" Naruto yelled. "I'm starting to have a feeling that he just ditched us and thought we were some joke." Naruto than nod his head agreeing. "WAIT HE THINKS I'M A JOKE WHEN I FIND THAT GUY I-" *SHREEK* I recognize that voice..... Naruto and I tried to follow the voice and ended up bumping into the infamous Kakashi. I then pulled out a gun from my bag and aimed at Kakashi.
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(How did you get this you ask? Well lets just say you had mail... Again....)
"Don't move!" Everyone than stood where they were especially Kakashi. "Or what?" Kakashi asked with a closed eye smile. Although he was wearing a mask you could tell that he was smiling. "I'll shoot." Oh right people in this world don't know what a gun is. As I proceeded to pull the trigger Kakashi was quick enough to pin me to a tree with a kunai while taking my gun a away. "I have no idea what kind of weapon this is but I think I'll let the hokage deal with this. "Shit." I muttered to myself. "HEY YOU! WHY DO YOU KEEP IGNORING ME DO YOU THINK I'M A JOKE!!!" He's still mad about that? I then sweat dropped. Kakashi instantly got bored of Naruto and hung on a tree by his foot. "Nice try you guys better luck next time. "Kakashi than disappeared once again leaving me an opportunity to try to free myself and Naruto." I get down from the tree after pulling the kunai off my shirt. I was about to cut the rope Naruto was stuck in until Naruto sopped me. "Stop (Y/n).......LET ME..... DO THIS. If I'm going to become HOKAGE! I can't expect others to do work for me I have to do it myself!" Naruto yelled while putting on a brave face. "Naruto... I-I....As much as I like to hear you talk about becoming hokage and doing things yourself you clearly need my help." I then grabbed a kunai from my pocket "But-" as Naruto was about to speak i already cut the rope *CHOP* "Ow...Wait... I SAID I COULD DO IT MYSELF." Naruto shot "And I said that you need my help." I shot back. "Why?" Naruto shot again. "Because we're friends and that's what friends are for!" I let my hand out and let Naruto grab it I then pulled him while he said thank you. If you want to become homage you have to at least stay alive in the process." I explained to Naruto "HEY! I won't die!" Naruto yelled "I know that's why I am becoming the hokages assistant. I will make sure yohr will jot die" I spoke wish a smile. "Looks like I got to do the encouraging speech today." I told Naruto with a chuckle. He then blush from embarrassment. "Whatever lets just go find the bells." Naruto ordered while looking down. "Right." I replied.
(Kakashi's p.o.v.): I leaned against a tree while watching the scene between the two friends. "They get an instant pass." I Said to myself proud of the two students.
Back to YOUR p.o.v.
"Where is that guy..." I mumbled to myself while jumping from tree to tree. I honestly wouldn't have to run on trees if I would've been able to remember how to control a operation orb. Then I could just fly things would be much more easier than I can find that masked bastard. "(Y/n) are you even listening to me?" Naruto Asked. "HUH! Oh sorry I wasn't paying attention." I smiled while closing my eyes and sweat dropping. I also scratched the back of my head. Naruto than replied with a Whatever and looked away. "Hey Naruto are you mad at me for earlier..." I asked worried. "What! No it's not you it's- it's me..." Naruto looked down once again with a sad look. I was about to cheer him up until... "SAAAAAASSSUUUKKKEEEE-KUUUNNN!"
