Pink studded choker,
She is not effin' around.
When the chips are down,
My money is on Dixie Mae, all the way!
I know she'll do what he commands,
All that's left is all that stands.
Walking down the hill,
Her bark will make you stand still.
See it in her stance,
Know it in her stride.
Under no circumstance,
Challenge her to fight.
She'll have the home advantage,
And she is no team player.
A situation rarely mis-managed,
She's no lover, when she's a hater.
So keep yourself in check,
Don't try no bullshit.
Watch your bitch-ass step,
Or Dixie Mae'll make sure you're feelin' it.
Jaws sometimes lock-up,
When a dog chows down.
So don't start up,
If you don't know how to endure the pain of a Dixie Mae show-down!
