Phan Smut

Being Clumsy Isnt Always A Bad Thing

Author: MEEEE!!

Word count: 1882

Summary:
o Phil is a masseur and he works on a lot of different people, most similar until some pastel nerd walks in and phil is instantly in love with the awkward brown haired boy.
o Dan is getting a fully naked massage of the back
o Phil ends up fingering dan which turns into full of fucking

Phil's POV

Today is a day just like every other. Wake up, eat breakfast, go to work, massage strangers, come home, eat, go to bed; the cycle continues.

All of my patients are practically the same, I'm only allowed to massage men, (obviously) and all the men share the same similarities of broad shoulders and muscly legs; manly men.

I admit it, I'm gay, but nobody in my work is allowed to know this because people would probably get the wrong idea and think that I'm coming onto them, plus my boss thinks it's 'unprofessional'. To be perfectly honest the whole 'I'm muscular and a really manly man' vibe from the majority of people that come into my shop, really doesn't tickle my fancy. I'm more into twinks, short thin boys who I can spoil and ravish at the end of the day.

I was in my shop finishing off with a patient when a small boy with wavy brown hair walked through the door. He was wearing an oversized pastel pink jumper with a pink flower crown perched on his head; he was absolutely stunning.

"May I help you" I said to the boy as I strode over to the desk "er yeah. I was wondering if you had any free spaces for a back massage" the boy stuttered "sure when for?" I asked "um I was hoping..like now if that's ok I mean if your busy then I'm fine I can go without I don't wa-" "hey it's fine" I cut him off "I'm supposed to be finished now, but I'm sure I can stay a little longer to squeeze a cutie like you in" I smiled sweetly making the boy blush so that his cheeks went the same colour as the flower crown upon his head. "I-I-I'm Dan by the way" the boy chuckled "well hello Dan I'm Phil nice to meet you, would you like to step this way and we'll give you that massage you wanted" I sent a wink to the boy causing him blush even harder.

I took Dan to the back room which housed a table, a changing room and a shelf full with a wide selection of oils used for massages. I directed Dan to the changing room and told him to get into just a towel so I could massage his back and hips with the expense of his clothes to which he happy obliged and skipped to the changing room.

He walked out of the changing room with a pale towel loosely hugging his hips. "What do I do now" Dan asked innocently "just go lie face down in the table over there while I pick out some appropriate oils for your needs", "okay" Dan replied with a smile doing as he was told and lying face down on the table with the towel still around his waist.

"Right so are you allergic to anything?" I asked. "err no I think I'm alright" Dan replied in a muffled voice due to his face being in the soft massage table. "Alright I've picked out some nice oils that will really attract the lady's" I snickered "men" Dan stated bluntly. "what?" I questioned. "I like men, I'm gay if you couldn't tell already by the way I dress" "I mean I didn't want to assume anything but good for you, I swing that way too but I'm not supposed to tell my patients because they would probably get the wrong idea" I sighed. "only because you like men doesn't mean you're going to jump on any male person that walks through the door, not that you couldn't get anyone anyway, you're not exactly ugly are you" Dan sat up and winked at me at his statement and my cheeks grew warm and flared a bright pink colour.

Dan laid back down and I applied some of the lavender scented oil to my hands and started to rub up and down Dan's back, he flinched due to the coldness of the substance "Jesus that's cold" Dan shivered; he sounded like he could fall asleep at any moment. "Yeah it is at first but you get used to it" I replied while continuously rubbing the oil all over Dan's smooth back, working in his shoulders down to his hips trying not to accidentally catch his towel which would expose his round cheeks. Quiet sighs filled the room as I continued to work Dan's pain places (Get the reference) it was soothing hearing the noises coming from Dan's mouth, my mind wondered to images of him being pinned to my bed moaning my name from below me while I thrust into his hole. I snapped out of my daze when I realised I had run out of the oil and I was just rubbing my dry hands up and down his back. So I reached over to grab the new bottle I had prepared earlier that laid beside Dan when I tripped over some access oil on the floor grabbing onto Dan's towel on the way down exposing his backside to the cool air of the room. I heard a sharp intake of breath from Dan at the contact and the exposure he was experiencing.