Crack Stories

Skaret

Once upon a time there was a Junguwu. He had a fat crush on Taeyong the playboy at his School. However Taeyong is a bottom aswell and has a crush on the visual of all visuals Jaehyun. Jaehyun the visual of all visuals has a midlife crisis cuz he has a crush on both Junguwu and Taeyong. Junguwu is also a yandare and wants to cut of Jaehyuns Head to make soup out of it. Therefore Jaehyun goes to buy a neck protection so he doesn't get killed. Taeyong was fucking Ten meanwhile. 69 position if you undertand;). LOL anyways on a beautiful Friday morning Junguwu goes to school while being armed cuz he is a school shooter. Taeyong was also in school, wearing a bunny costume with a harness on, on his way to Jaehyun who is peeing in the school toilet. Junguwu is walking thru the hallways to kill Jaehyun but suddenly comes across with someone who wasn't scared of him. „I'm Lucas" he said "you PUuuSSYYyYyyy." Ten looks at him with a disgusted look and runs away „NOOooOoO". Lucas is confused and follows him„Wae are you running? Wae are you running?" Then Johnny came and ate Tens ass. Ten didn't have an ass anymore and chenle was screaming like a dolphin. Jaemin is trying to get Jeno but jeno is a panicked gay. Out of the blue comes kun with fresh cookies  „Who wants COOKIEEEEEEEEEEEES?" We totally forgot the story. Anyways: Junguwu found something different then looks at Lucas and asks him „Do you know da wae?" Lucas replied with „Yes I know da wae to your heart" Meanwhile Taeyong walks into the bathroom stall and sees Jaehyun who has Haechan on his back singing „ty track ty track". Taeyong is Triggered and goes to ten and marries him while Junguwu marries Lucas.

                 The End

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So this was our first story XD
Hope y'all enjoyed lmao

Credits:  amazinghagae & @exomalaif