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2 - dr. phil (requested)

my name is dr. phil and i always take the dubs. people who really know me call me dr. phi because they know i don't take any L's. but one day i did take an L. and you don't even know how disappointed i was in myself.

one day i was hosting my tv called dr. phil, you know, because i'm the host. anyway there was this girl and her mom. this fourteen year old girl, danielle bregoli, was a total brat. i was trying to help solve all of her life problems but she just wouldn't cooperate. it's just so frustrating when this happened because usually one way or another they give in to my dark magic. but this danielle bregoli gal just wouldn't. maybe she was given some resistance power against my dark ways. i wonder who gave it to her. maybe the producers? but how could they? i pay them a whole 7 cents a day!

i needed to figure out a way to make this girl fall into my trap. i needed her moms help.

it was now a commercial break and i pulled her mother into a dark room.

"hello" i said.

"um... phil?" she asked.

"yes'm that's my name" i replied. "i need your help."

"why in the world would you ever need help from a peasant such as myself?" she questioned deeply.

"that's exactly why i need your help" i responded. "because of your peasant ways."

"oooh okay. what's the plan?"

"i need you to help me to get your daughter to give in to my dark magic. she resists it so strongly it's like she's immune to it or something" i explained.

"who would ever help that little stubborn brat?" the women asked.

"exactly my thoughts ma'am" i answered.

"and also why is it so dark in here?"

"oh sorry about that" i quickly turn on the lights. "so you're one hundred percent in, right?"

"whatever i need to do sir"

to be continued (maybe)
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requested by taekwondos (my sister)

if anyone wants a part two please comment and i'll try to write another part. if you don't want a second part you can also hate on me all you want because i really don't care because i'm immune to h8erz. wow i lost some respect for myself right there. anyway vote for this and comment stuff if you really want to, it's not like i can force you to.

anyway byeeee