Pokemon Silver Parody

Chapter 2

On the way to meet Mr. Pokemon, Silver ran into a ghost that looked like a...thing...type...thing...

"Who the hell are you?!" asked Silver.

"I AM THE ALMIGHTY MEWTWO!" shouted the ghost. "I SHALL DESTROY ALL MANKI--"

Silver threw a Master Ball at his nuts, capturing him. He continued along his way to hear a high-pitched, slightly annoying voice shouting "HAIPAHAIPAHAIPAHAIPA!!!" repeatedly. He peeked over a bush and saw a Mew bouncing around. Silver smirked and grabbed his Master Ball, aiming for Mew.

"Dammit, Mew, hold still!" he grumbled, trying to aim. He decided to just throw and ended up catching Mew anyway. Mew pounded on the walls of the Master Ball, begging to be freed, but Silver kept him in.

Finally, he approached Mr. Pokemon's house. As soon as he entered, Mr. Pokemon forced an egg on him and Professor Oak forced a Pokedex on him. He sighed and left for New Bark Town.

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Silver stopped at a Pokemon Center to relax, play some games, take a piss, learn the ocarina, read War and Peace, try to make sense of werewolf stories on Wattpad, and oh crap Elm's calling better answer.

"Hello?" said Silver.

"SILVER YOU GOTTA COME QUICK ITS AN EMERGENCY SOMEONE STOLE MY POKEMANS AND NOW I HAVE NO FRIENDS!!!!" replied Professor Elm.

Silver sighed and hung up. He left the Pokemon Center to return to New Bark when suddenly, a boy with somewhat long, crimson hair ran up to him and said "You. Me. Pokemon battle. Now." Silver, of course, agreed.

The boy sent out a Cyndaquil, which was easily destroyed by Silver's Totodile.

"My name's ???," said the boy, "and I'm gonna be the best trainer in the history of trainers."

"Even better than Red?" asked Silver.

??? nodded and shoved Silver to the ground, running off.

Wow, Silver thought, blushing, he's hot.

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Silver arrived at Elm Research Lab to see a policeman, who said "Yo, little kid, you seen a ginger boy with some stolen Pocket Monster dudes?"

Silver nodded. "He said his name was '???.'"

"Wow," said the policeman. "His parents must've really run out of names for their child." He left.

Silver gave the egg to Elm, who gave it back to Silver. "I can't deal with a baby!" Elm said. "He's your problem now!"

"Elm you ass," said Silver.