Peter Parker Meets the Frickin Avengers

Heely's and Conversation

third person POV

-CRASH- Peter winced as he was thrown against a shelf and the plant resting on top of it hit the ground and shattered to pieces.

"Peter!!" One of the younger orphans cried.

"YOU LITTLE SHITS!" The owner raised his hand to hit him.

Peter quickly jumped in the way and received another blow to the face. The younger, whose name was Alex, ran to his side.

"YOU BETTER CLEAN THIS UP! NOW!" The owners face was red and eyebrows were furrowed. He stomped away and a few seconds later, a door across the building was slammed loudly.

Peter gingerly touched the side of his face and immediately pulled back. It stung.

"Peter?" Alex looked at him with budding tears in his eyes, "I'm so sorry! It's all my fault!" The tears streamed down his pink cheeks.

"Hey, hey! It's ok! I'm fine, ok?"

Alex sniffled, "Are you really ok?" Peter smiled and nodded. Alex's tears stopped and he rubbed the remaining off of his face.

"C'mon, let's clean this up and go in the main room with the others." He said still smiling.

"Okay!"

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Avengers Tower

Tony was sitting in the living room, watching The Office when his husband Steve came in and plopped down next to him.

They sat for a few minutes in silence (except for the tv) when Steve piped up. "Hey... I was thinking, I've actually been wanting to tell you for a while, but I really, really, really want a kid... maybe?" Steve looked at Tony nervously, waiting for his reaction.

Tony was surprised, to say in the least, chuckled, and stupidly answered, "Steve, you know we can't have a kid! You're a man! If you really want to, I mean, we can properly equip you with the right organs. Even after the surgery though, you still can't have the kid, because you'll be in the healing stage but I'm pretty sure you can after a couple months." He said smiling.

The room was in complete silence for a few seconds and Tony's smile dropped and cocked his head at his lover.

Steve was dumbfounded. So much so that he was speechless. Was this the intelligent man whom he had married? "Tony, sweetie, haha, I meant adoption." He gave him a weak smile.

"Oh." He said looking down. "I can look into that too."

"Okay honey," Steve said patting the man's head.

Tony suddenly snapped his head up, looking at his lover dead in the eyes. "One thing though! I want him to be a teen! No little kids running around! OH and I want a son, so I can mentor him and teach him the ways of life. Oo and how to bang girls. Or boys!!!" He added quickly after Steve glared at him.

Steve smirked and rolled his eyes, "That could be arranged," Just then, Clint rolled in, like actually rolled.

"Hey guys!" He said enthusiastically, giving a mock salute. Steve looked confused as Clint started to do donuts on the tile floor.

"Uhh... Clint?" He stopped doing donuts for a second to look at Tony. "What are you doing?" And Steve peered over his shoulder and gave him a look as if to say, how?

Clint looked at him for a moment and then continued to roll over to Tony's side. "These," He said you while climbing onto the couch and putting his leg up horizontally, "are my Heely's, all rights reserved."

He held his leg up near his head and smiled at his feet. His Heely's were a grayish silver color, and some slight purple accents, slight enough so that he looks straight. Or is he.....? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

"YOU MOTHER FUCKER!" Clint got up just as Bucky came in through double doors, veeeerrryyyy angry... and barefoot. "WHAT THE FUCK!!"

Steve got up quickly, walked around the couch and placed his hands on Bucky's chest to stop him from... doing whatever he was going to do. "What's wrong?"

Clint was hiding behind Tony in mock fear, but then smiling and laughing to himself. Bucky flexed his metal arm -Can he even do that?- dangerously and Clint put his head behind Tony completely, giving little peeks now and then. 

Bucky looked angrily at Clint then looked to Steve, "He stole my fuckin Heely's...." He growled.

"Language..." Steve muttered.

"Excuse me!" Clint said, looking offended, "I simply removed your shoes while you were asleep! That's called being a good friend! I just took them for a test drive!"

"That's why I wear them in my sleep! So slow people like you don't get them!"

Clint cheekily stuck his tongue out at the man and wheeled out to bother somebody else.

"Fuckin aSSHOLE!" Bucky screeched and chased after him, slamming a door on the way.

The couple stood in silence for a second, still shocked over... whatever the heck that was. Steve  smirked. "If they fight over Heely's, I wonder how they'll take it once we tell them about adoption..." He looked impatiently to Tony, who was taking forever to respond.

Tony turned slowly to Steve, giving puppy eyes all the way. "Big daddy Steve? Can I get some Heely's?" He stuck his lip out.

The 99 year old sighed and put his hands to his temples, how was his own husband going to handle the kid?

Seemed like a good place to end it!
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-*•~Victoria~•*-