bubblegum bitch [rants]

computer // in all honesty i'm just to lazy to look up candies

me: my eyes hurt

mom: that computer

me: i have a headache

mom: b/c you were on that computer all day dammit natalie

me: i killed a man

mom: the computer made you do it

me: i feel sick

mom: the computer is it. you probably got a virus from it.

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one of these is not like the other