bubblegum bitch [rants]

whoops

"what's the most embarassing moment from your childhood so far?"

well thanks for asking

okay so lemme tell you

i am a pretty embarrassing person. whether it be tripping on the air or saying sorry to chairs, i've got it down.

but the most embarassing moment was when i was in third grade, and i was actually friends with one of the 'head-populars' as i say.

now, i still know this girl we just don't talk but im pretty sure she likes me or whatever but ayye

but like so i have a brother and his name is the name of a celebrity (whoops) and i was talking and i was like

'my brothers name is (celebrities name)'

and she was like, 'really?' and i said, 'yep, (full brothers names)'

and she looked at me like she was ready to throw me across the room like seriously.

AND ANOTHERT THING

so like also in third grade the popular girl came up to me and said her best friend didn't like me. i had a feeling she didn't, and i didn't quite like her myself, so i responded with, 'i know.' and she looked at me with utter shock and amazement.

and that is the story of how i was with popular kids in third grade

BUT LIKE THIRD GRADE WAS A REALLY EMBARASSING TIME FOR ME

so like one day i just dropped my pencil so i bent down to pick it up so i got the floor (god knows why) and like while i picked it up

I SOMEHOW STABBED MYSELF WITH THE PENCIL LEAD

like wtf natalie

so now to this day i have a piece of lead inside my leg god bless