Me:*asleep*
Steven:*sneaks up and smears spit on my gem waking me up*
Me:STEVEN I SAID- * gems heals* UR SAFE FOR NOW!!!!!!!!
*everyone eats a ghost pepper an faints*
ONCE WERE ALL AWAKE
ME:OK LAPIDOT NOW! *I shove lapis and peridot together making them kiss*
Lapis:TIGERRRRR! *she slams me into the ground with a water fist repeatedly while I laugh*
ME:OKAY PEARL EAT THIS PIZZA! *holds out a slice*
Pearl:N- *I shove it in her mouth*
Me:DONE!
