Weekdays were miserable. The early morning breakfast schedule made me tired. I was dying to have a breakfast at after noon. I wanted party all night & I wanted to sleep till the school hours were over. I wanted to have a bath in the evening. I wanted to do each and every thing that was out of the list of being common. I was just so fed up of my regular activities that I may not hold it any longer.
On our way back home from tuition class, Farm was whining like a nagging wife. Obviously it was about how my "sister" sat close next to Korn. As if it gave him an allergy that he cannot stop talking about. Everything Farm said was utterly boring. He was a lunatic from the beginning but this relationship in which my sister was tied up with the class topper upgraded the level of insanity he was suffering from. I was afraid that soon he'll hit the 3rd stage of this deadly insanity & no doctor in the world will be able to step in for his rescue.
My deepest condolences were with my best friend but I cursed myself at the same moment for not influencing my sister, or so called sister to date Farm instead of Korn. Korn wasn't any better than Farm. No matter how cool he appeared, I didn't find anything cool about him as my sister did. They both were nerds.
*****
Sunday
On Sunday morning Farm called me when I was still dealing with an unicorn in the dream. I don't know how girls find unicorns cute. It's such a horrible creature. The most eccentric thing that ever happened to me was an unicorn! I always dreamed of unicorn. It may seem funny to some people but I always did. I never found them cute, which can be a reason they often dealt with me in dream. But they actually did appear in my dream. And we often ended up in a combat.
When Farm called, I was about kick one of the unicorn's ass but I ended up answering his call, anyway,
"Hey, dude!"
"Yeeeeeeeeessh!"
"Are you drunk?"
"No man, I'm just in the middle of two-worlds."
"Two world? How?"
I knew that silly will never realise a joke.
"In between dream world & actual world."
" Okay. I don't care, wherever you are! I just need your favour."
It scared me to moon, he was always asking for my favour for really peculiar things. I wasn't not in the mood to help this idiot who happened to be my butt buddy.
"Even I don't care. I'm on Sunday mode!! So get lost!"
"Please, dude! I'll help you in the upcoming calculus exam, I swear!"
"Sure?"
"Yeah."
It was a relief. If he was helping me in calculus it simply meant I'll be never failing the exam. And for every exam that I never failed my dad awarded me with something super expensive. This time I just didn't happen to know what I'll be asking for from my dad, but I was certain about not getting failed.
"Done. But tell me what to do?"
"I've been spying on Korn for a few days & he seemed to visit your house on a regular basis."
"Wtf!! He's been to my house? How come I've never seen him?"
"You're never out of your room!"
That was a bitter truth. I had almost everything in my room. When that new sister appeared she never let me watch Sky sports or Star sports. I whined to dad about it, he actually bought me a tv for my room. I already had play station and music systems in my room so I never craved for hall room.
Moreover, that big bitch even used to ate all my chocolates & pizza. She could have ordered for her own separately but she chose to annoy me. When I complained to dad about it, he bought me a refrigerator as well. Hence, as all my necessities were within my territory I never felt the urge to leave my room once I entered the house. But I never ever could imagine that the bitch was taking advantage of this.
Finally it was time to leave the kingdom for a far greater invasion.
"Ha ha ha," I laughed as evilly as I could.
"Stop laughing and listen to me!" Farm said over the phone.
"Okay, boss."
" Make sure to keep an eye on them. And try to separate them."
"So that they break up ?"
"Yes, dude."
"Okay. Wax on, Wax off."
******
I knew well how slutty my sister was, though I've never found out in person, her sluttiness. But I just heard it from others as she dated a lot. When I learnt about that Korn was in my house, the first thought to cross my mind was , probably they were having sex in her room. As mom and dad was not in the house so it won't be so difficult. But I was proven wrong when I twisted the door knob of her room. No one was inside. I stealthily managed to search all the hideous corners of our home, and was awestruck to found them both in our hall room. They both were on the sofa, same sofa but not so close as clingy couple should've did. They were far apart. I mean, a hand size distance between them. They were deeply engaged in a chitchat, talking about things that I've never heard before. They were talking about moon, sun, pluto, jupiter & the entire space. These philosophical things almost blew my mind. And I was about to puke.
When I couldn't bear it any longer I stepped in. Apparently, none of them were shocked to see me entering the room. I thought it may have disturbed their privacy but they looked quite fine. I didn't want them to feel nothing about my presence, so I took advantage of the opportunity and sat in the sofa in between both of them.
"Oh, Knock. How are you ?"
Korn said.
"I'm cool. But what are you doing here?"
"Don't you see we're talking?"
My sister interrupted.
"I didn't ask you that!"
I answered.
"You're disturbing us now!"
She said.
"I don't find it disturbing, hey, Korn ! Do you find it disturbing?"
"No, why would I."
He smiled.
"Cool! If we both aren't disturbed and she's the only feeling that , will you mind to join me?"
" Not at all."
"Great, let me show you my room."
I said.
It was at least better to keep Korn busy with me, rather than leaving him alone with my sister.
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Secret Love Affair (MaxTul)
FanfictionHey, I fell in love. Isn't that great? But don't tell anyone that I fell in love, that too with my sister's boyfriend! It's a secret, dude!! One more amazing thing to add, I fell in love with my sister's boyfriend, even though I'm a guy! Yeah, I'm...