Puppy Dogs And Aliens

Chapter 1

I stalked cassually into the street. I could smell her. Her sweet aroma filled my puppy dog nostrils. Jesse and I started walking closer and closer until we eventually reached Hot Dog Stand. Oh how she was so beautiful! With her sausages and bread rolls and her oh-so-delicious toppings (they came in three magical toppings- BBQ, Tomato and Mustard)! Oh how I wish that we could meet everyday right here, on the corner of King street and Sugar avenue, and maybe, one day, I would confess my undying love for her! But alas! We live in two different worlds! Mine in my apartment with my root beer, hers, right here on the street corner, surrounded by people.

I kept on trotting onwards, saddened by my being forced to leave my one true love. Oh well... Maybe next time? I kept on walking when I smelt a peculiar smell. We reached the park and Jesse let me off my lead. FREEDOM!!! I started sniffing around, looking for the peculiar smell... BOOM! I ran into a wrinkly thing's butt. Now my nose hurts.

The thing turned around to reveal the ugliest face in the history of ugly faces. Damn, this strange creature was ugly! Good thing that it wasn't a chihaua! Those things are SCARY! We stayed staring at each other for a while (approximately 10 seconds) while I waited for it to make a move. 10 more seconds passed until he decided to say something. "My butt hurts," He said. " But seeing as you are not one for introductions, Iam Bruce and I'm a hairless Khala."

I ran as fast as I could out of there. By the time I'd reached Jesse, my legs were hurting. This alien creature was named Bruce and he was after me! I was so stupid to have rammed up his arse! What kind of dog am I?! not a stupid one! Oh well... Do you think Jesse would buy me another hot dog from my dearest love n the way home? I do hope so!

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k guys. thats basically my short story. tell me if I should continue it into something more though. K cya guize and p,ease remember to vote!