2009 was chilling at home on his La-Z-Boy recliner. He was scrolling through Facebook on his original black 4GB iPhone 1. 2009 was halfway through sharing an anti-Trump article when his phone rang. He picked it up and held it to his ear.
"Is this 2009?" The caller asked.
"Uh, yeah. Who dis?" 2009 replied.
"This is 2010," The caller said.
"2010?" 2009 inquired.
"Yep! And I'm gonna take over your job soon!" 2010 said happily.
