Prez had a long day at work. He worked all day and finally got to go home and sleep. He was so sleep deprived that he got up and put cardboard in the microwave. He thought the cardboard was a bag of popcorn. After 1 minute he took the cardboard out. He took a bite and realized something was wrong. He pulled his teeth away as he began spitting small pieces of cardboard out of his mouth. Then all of a sudden his phone rang. He answered "Hey bitch, who this?" "Your new daddy" The man responds "Oh" Prez says making a slurping sound. Of course it was his friend Robert. "Kinky" Robert replies. "Anyways, I was wondering if I could come over" Robert explains. "Hell ya" Prez replies. "See you soon" Robert says as he ends the call. Prez packs his bag and makes his way out of the house.
