This is how I will teach children the alphabet from now on.
A is for Assbutt
Bitch
Cas
Dean
Eat it Twilight
Fight the fairies
Get out of my ass
Hope your apple pie is freaking WORTH IT
I lost my shoe
Jerk
Key
Lock
Misha
Nipples
Okie dokie
Pudding
Quote me to me
ROTFLMAO
Sam Winchester keeps a ruler by the bed and every morning when he wakes up- okay okay enough!
This isn't funny Dean, the voice says I'm almost out of minutes.
Unicorns too. In fact, I hear that they ride on silver moon beams and shoot rainbows out of their ass.
Virgins
We don't have time for any of your blahblah blah.
X-files is a TV show. This is real.
Yesterday was Tuesday, right? But today's Tuesday too
Zoinks
*watches until I can recite it*
