Ask/Dare The Overwatch Heroes (and villains)

The First Question

     Winston cleared his throat for the fifteenth time that day, as if he were expecting or willing the red telephone to ring... **RIIIIIIIIING**RIIIIIIIIING** Everybody scrambled toward the phone as it emitted the fateful sound of a question. Winston slowly picked up the phone, gesturing for everyone to sit down. They reluctantly did and Winston sat there listening. He finally put the phone back into its cradle and he said, "Well, this first...er, question is from  @MatthewYL1406 and he is...waiting right outside that door." Winston gestured toward the door in the far left corner. Angela Zeigler (Callsign: Mercy) sighed and got up. She strolled over to the door and opened it, revealing a rather handsome man. He cleared his throat and said, "Question." Angela looked at him and said, "Vhat's your question, soldier?" "I teleported bread." "Vhat?" "You told me to. In fact, I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days." "Vhat are you talking about?" Angela asked, confused. She exchanged a confused look with Torbjorn and Symmetra, the two "builders" of Overwatch. They just shrugged and Matthew just stood there. Then, out of nowhere, a man fell through the roof with a CRASH!!! He was wearing almost all red, had a yellow hard hat, had black tinted goggles, and had a shotgun in one hand and a wrench in the other. He landed in the middle of the table and lifted his head up to see Matthew. He started to say, "You sonava--" but was cut off by a rather large tentacle reaching through the hole the man had come in from and yanking him back outside. The room was silent save for the red telephone ringing once again. Winston slowly reached down and picked up the telephone everybody staring at him, each other, Matthew, and/or the huge hole in the roof. Winston nodded and put down the phone. "Everyone," he said. "AnedaBath had officially given us permission to take down this threat. Together. Gear up." There was a scramble around the table and Matthew simply walked over and sat at an empty seat. He pulled out a bucket of popcorn and sat there content, watching the TF2 crew, Talon, and Overwatch try to take down...bread.

(A/n) I really, really hope you guys enjoyed this very odd chapter. Definitely the oddest chapter I've ever written. Thank you to @MatthewYL1406 for the question and I really hope you specifically enjoyed! And as always, thanks for reading and please comment your questions/dares! 

P.S. Yeesh, that outro was waaaaay too much like a YouTuber...