If you didn't know, I am vegetarian.
My mother doesn't sEEM TO GET THAT WTF.
I have a flu, so I am not at school rn but she offered to make me chicken noodle soup, and I asked "does it have real chicken in it?"
She says no.
"Are you sure?"
She says she's sure
"100%?"
She says yes.
I eat the soup.
I go back to my room.
Come back later, the soup packet is on the counter.
I look at the ingredients...
4% CHICKEN BITCH I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD-
