The Dank Lugia took to the skies, screaming, "CAREFUL, CHIRON, THAT'S A LOT OF SODIUM!!"
"Uhhhh..." Dylan tried to talk over the dankness, "I don't think this is a normal Lugia..."
"It's not!" Said Lily, "It has been slightly taken over by your modern day technology, that's why us pokemon characters mustn't go into this world. Memes, social media, and many other human things are taking over your world. That's why I came, to help you."
"Oh, well I guess that's nice." Said Ashley, "Yet, I thought this whole thing was about Pew pew,"
"It is...-ish," Lily said.
"There!" Ashlyn pointed back down at her school.
The Lugia smashed into Mrs. Phelps's room, destroying some projects, "BOI!" It screamed.
"You destroyed my project," declared Erin, Joshua, Chasity, Christian, and a few others...
Everyone on the Lugia jumped off, "Kayla! We're here for you!"
Kayla screamed something that sounded like a dying chicken and did a 360 backflip onto the Dank Lugia.
Mrs. Phelps started, "What." She paused, "the." She paused, "heck."
Then she became angry, "NO, KAYLA MUST FINISH HER PROJECT! GET HER BACK HERE NOW!" She took her ruler and began to beat the Dank Lugia.
"FRESHAVACADO!!" The Lugia cried in pain.
"Stop, you're hurting him!" Lily yelled at Mrs. Phelps.
"Why am I here?" Hayden shook his head.
"FLY LUGIA FLY!" Lily screamed, and the Dank Lugia flew back to the sky.
"So where to next, young pokemon master?" Lily asked Ashlyn.
Ashlyns eyes glowed, "We need to find Jorja!"
"Okay, but we must hurry! Me and the Lugia must go back to our world quickly. This Dankness is like a disease, if Lugia has it for any longer, he will collapse, killing me and you all as well."
"That sounds AMAZING!" Kayla said."Not really...." Jasmine replied.
Lugia smashed through the ceiling in study hall, with a, "NO POMEGRANATES!"
The team was about to tell Jorja about the search party they were forming, but Jorja just so happened to be testing her new rocket launcher she was creating in her free time!
"OH CRAP!" She yelled, "YOU GUYS NEED TO GET OUT OF THE WAY NOW!"
Everyone jumped out of the way! Ashlyn, Dylan, and Kayla on one side, while Jasmine, Ashley and Hayden on the other.
Jorja screamed as her rocket launcher short-circuited and blew up all over Ashley, Jasmine, and Hayden sending them to who-knows-where!
THE TEAM WAS SPLIT
"AAAAASSSSS HHHHH LLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYY!!!!!" Ashlyn screamed for her wondrous friend who was now gone.
"Sorry," Jorja apologised, "I guess I shouldn't buy dangerous rocket parts on Ebay anymore,"
"That's okay!" Lily said, "They'll turn up... eventually..." She paused, "Now let's go to the POKEMON UNIVERSE!"
"Really?!" Ashlyns eyes began to glow again,
"Really," Lily told her.
"I still wonder where to others went..." Dylan commented.
Kayla squawked in a non-caring voice.
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Ashlyn and her Class's Unlikely Adventures
RandomUsing realish people and stupid themes from things I love, I bring you complete crazy that you will hate to read. Contains Pokémon, memes, book stuff, mythology, and of course idiocy. (I don't own pictures or some of the characters......)