Meanwhile... in the pokemon universe...
Lily, Lugia, Jorja, Ashlyn, Dylan, and Kayla all sat in a huge, reserved pokemon center.
"Aww..." Kayla sighed, on the verge of tears, "Why isn't the Lugia dank anymore?!" She sniffled and whined.
"LuuuuuuuGiiiiiiiAAAAAA!" The Lugia, that was no longer dank, sang in its name in a soft, lovely voice.
"The dankness of your world has left it. It is FFRREEEE of the disease!" Lily sang. She started to do ballet. "LLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUGIA!" Lugia happily called, and began to do ballet with her.
The group and everyone else watched the beautiful, happy, ballet of Lily and the no longer dank Lugia. When they were done, every clapped and cried in tears of joy.
"Good riddance, too!" Dylan growled, "It was a bunch of idiots faults that the Lugia had to go through that,"
"So... I can pick whatEVER starter pokemon I want?!" Ashlyn asked Lily.
"Of course, young master! You AALLL can!" She gestured to Jorja, Dylan, and Kayla.
"ALOLAN EXEGGUTOR!!" Kayla screamed at the top of her lungs.
"Done!" Lily said, and an alolan exeggutor appeared.
"EEExxxEEECCCccCCuuuuuUUUtttTTTOOOOrrrr!!!"
Kayla squealed with excitement and the two hugged each other. It was a very heartwarming reunion.
"Awwwww...." everyone cooed.
"Now you!" Lily pointed at Dylan, "Pick your partner!"
"Uhh..." Dylan said, "Gengar?"
POOF!
Dylan and his Gengar were united!
"My turn!" Jorja cried, "What do I get?"
"Idk... what do you want?" Asked Lily.
Jorja shrugged.
Lily tilted her head and considered, "Well... Lugia doesn't have anyone... HE'S YOURS!"
"REALLY?!" asked Jorja.
Lugia's head shot up in excitement, "HI, WELCOME TO CHILI'S!" It screamed, then cleared it's throat, embarrassed, "Lugia," It said sheepishly. Translation: "Sorry, it's still wearing off,"
"Now for you!" Lily looked down at Ashlyn.
"A Sylveon!" Said Ashlyn, "But, a SHINY one!"
POOF! A shiny sylveon.
"YAY!!" Ashlyn cried with happiness.
Then they all hugged their new pokemon, and became more acquainted with them through a few games of mini-golf.
"Now that we are all united, we must travel.... To find... PEW PEW!" Lily said.
"But HOOOOWW??" Ashlyn asked.
"Well.... I knew this REALLY REALLY hot guy and he let me borrow something while he went vacationing at MLP world as a pony.... They say he took the name as doctor hooves.... BUT ANYWAY!"
Lily did a super fast, hand, ritual thing, yelling, "OH UNIVERSE SHOW MEEEEEEEEE" then she ran and opened a simple door the revealed THE TARTIS!!
Jorja gasped, "NO WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!"
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Ashlyn and her Class's Unlikely Adventures
RandomUsing realish people and stupid themes from things I love, I bring you complete crazy that you will hate to read. Contains Pokémon, memes, book stuff, mythology, and of course idiocy. (I don't own pictures or some of the characters......)