Our whereabouts and history were never to be publicized, for fear that our enemies may track us down, but I don't go by the rules. Nevertheless, do not quote this story or any of its contents to anyone, that includes your friends and family, got that? Let them find this story on their own. If any of this rings a bell, stop reading, relax a little, and read it over again to see if it wasn't because you read anything similar. If this is the first time you've read this kind of story, and if it still rings a bell, stop, take this out of your reading list, and look for anything abnormal in your surroundings, others or yourself. Oh, and one last thing:
If you think being a Pokémon is fun, then get that idea out of your head, because when you're done here, you'll be glad you're still a human being.
