❅ Being called Oppa ❅

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You guys were at a fansign while messing around, answering and asking the fans questions/answers while talking to them or each other. Hoseok asked a question that was toward you while smiling. You were just about to answer until a fan screamed something.

"JAE-OPPA!!"

Dropping the mic on the table, you fall back in your seat with a smile across your face. The laughter of some of the fans and some of the members at your reaction of a fan calling you Oppa. You playfully sink down in your chair you where your eyes can be seen from over to table.

Somehow reaching over the table to grab the mic, you slightly shout,

"I'm not your oppa!" You arm dangled carelessly to the ground.

The fan screams out again, "But you're my Oppa!"

You gain control of your arm once again. "How old do you think I am?"

The fans laughter slightly died down but the members didn't. They kept laughing while either falling out of their chairs, hitting the table in front of them or standing up but falling to the ground. A huge smile came across your face.

"You are a male..right?" Jimin says somehow between laughs as he looks down at you.

"Am I a womfn!? Am I a womfn?!!" You ask in english, knowing that there are international ARMY at the fansign that would probably get the joke.

Namjoon, who understood clearly, fell out of his chair. Unfortunately, since he was next to you, you got knocked from out of your chair and onto the ground next to him. Namjoons laughter slightly died down as he layed their next to your on the ground.

"Annyeong.." You wave to the fans with a hand showing above the table.

"So uh..I heard the ground is pretty loveable." You chuckled slightly, him rolling his eyes while getting up.

"Yah! The floor says it feels betrayed-- don't you dare pick me up!" You hit him lightly as he picks up bridal style up from the ground.

The other members laughter were calming down to a small laugh as the fans cheered as you were being held in Namjoons arms. You made some silly faces towards the fans and the others, while Namjoon was putting you down in your chair and returning to his.

You pick up the mic from the ground and held it, saying into it,

"Also I'm a female, I understand that you misgendered me." Chorus of Ooh's and snickering came from ARMY.

"It's not my fault that I have fabulous hair!" You flipped the short hair that you have with sass.

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