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eun-jae vs. insect pt. 1

korean
English

the maknae line was hanging out together and you weren't there with them. you were in the other room trying to do something with a friend of yours online. they decided to invite you so that the maknae line could be complete. you were there but left for a bit again.

"the boys want me to join them so i have to go-what the fuck is that?!"

the boys overheard you and went to easedrop on you.

"whoa whoa whoa!"

you started screaming out of pure fear. the boys were on the other side of the door jusr laughing.

"where's my high heels?!"

sooner or later the others heard something going on in the room, so they huddled outside the room.

"i got me chanclas!" you screamed, holding a sandal in hand. "motherfucker got wings!"

they heard something hitting the wall. probably the sandal that was in your hand.

"what happened? is eun-jae in danger?" yoongi asks, walking up to them.

"she's getting attacked by a bug," taehyung manages to say, laughter containing them.

"dégage!"

they didn't want to open the door. since one, it would let the bug out and two, it was to funny to actually listen to. besides, they wanted to kinda let you suffer because of all of the pranks you've done.

"begone thot!"

the bug was still flying around in your room. you didn't really have a problem with the insects that normally come into the house. you can handle ladybugs, flies, dragonfly. any kind. but this one was something you never seen before.

"i don't know where it went. it's somewhere in the room but i don't know where the fuck is went. issac i'm scared!"

after a few seconds of complete silence, another scream came from the room. laughter coursed throughout the hallway but you didn't notice since you were too busy with the bug.

"fous-moi la paix! pourquoi tu ne vas pas mourir!"

"why is she switching languages?" seokjin asked, wondering what's happening in the bedroom.

"it hissed! it hissed! what kind of fucking insect hisses?!"

laughter was getting louder from them. well from the maknae line of course. the hyung line were generally concerned for whatever is happening in the bedroom.

"send the army! send airstrike-i got it!" you cheered, after yeeting a fucking book at it. "i got it with a dictionary!"

after a couple of thuds, you were left panting from trying to kill whatever the devil sent into your room.

"that bug said square up thot i ain't afraid to throw hands i was fucking terrified." you started.

"the room went from 40 farenheit to over 9000. i lost my sweater somewhere in this room somehow from fighting that bitch."

the room door opens. you turned around to see a concerned hyung line and a laughing maknae line. your faced went from relief to embarrassment due to them listening into whatever was happening.

"are you okay?" namjoon starts off.

"did you kill it?"

"what happened to your room?!"

"you killed it...with a dictionary?"

you took a deep breath, ready to answer the questions. "yes i am now, i killed it, i ran out of weapons and yes, i killed it with a dictionary hobi don't judge me. but the real question is.."

"what kind of bug hisses at you?"

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french for

degage: scram

fous-moi la paix: leave me the hell alone

pourquoi tu ne vas pas mourir: why won't you die?!