"Hey Nick.Nick.Nick buddy I need you. Nicky. I said Nick" Coach said.
"Need something coach"Nick said annoyed.
"Ya. I'm hungry" Coach Explains
"What do I have to do with your hunger" Nick says angrily.
"Cook me some Grub." Coach said
"The kitchen is literally 8 ft away!" Nick said.
"Well ya but I can't cook." Coach says with high pitched voice.
"Then heat you a hot pocket"Nick says looking down at newspaper.
"Nick I want a steak" Coach says "With some potatoes and ooh some garlic bre" Nick cuts him off
"Buddy I would deep fry a cow for you!" Nick says sarcastically.
"Great then I get a bunch of steak!" Coach says.
"I was kidding." Nick says.
"Oh come on Nick I need my food!" Coach begs.
"Oh come on coach your like 400 lbs!" Nick says.
"What no I'm not!" Coach says angrily.
"Dude what are you gonna do through a chair at me?" Nick argues.
Coach picks up a chair and through a it at Nick.
"Hey coach calm down! And that hurt!" Nick says.
"I want my Steak!!! Coach screams.
Coach starts throwing things and aiming for Nick.
"Boys what do you Ahhhh" Rochelle screams.
Rochelle gets knocked down by a chair. "You better have not have done that!" Rochelle
Screams.
Rochelle picks up a shot gun and starts screaming. "Falalallalalala You boys need to straighten up! Now apologize! And coach here is a deep fried watermelon just for you!" Rochelle through a the watermelon which hits coach in the head and knocks him down.
"Thank you"Coach screams.
"Whoah pig.You are devouring that!" Nick says to coach.
"What did you call me?" Coach says angrily.
"Here we go again"Nick says while dunking under table.
Coach goes on another rampage for another couple hours.
"Are they still going at it?" Rochelle whispers.
"Well I'm gonna need this." Rochelle says while picking up her gun.
"I told you to Cool It" Rochelle Screams.
Coach didnt listen so Rochelle shot him in the stomach.
"I SAID COOL IT" Rochelle Shouted.
"You shot me!!!! Ahhhh ahhhhha ahhhhhAhhhhhAHHHH" Coach Yells.
Coach then got there tv and hit Rochelle with it thousands of times.
"Hey guys I'm h..."Ellis says walking through the door.
"What in Tarnation happend here?" Ellis asked.
Coach turned around with a Constipated look on his face. "Nick wouldn't feed me!! And ROCHELLE SHOT ME!!!!!!" Coach says as if he were a demon or something.
"Oh come on that's a 50 inch tv Really coach BAD BAD!" Ellis says.
"What you want it?" Coach asked as if Ellis was a dog.
"Well yes I would love it"Ellis exclaims.
"Sure!"Coach says running to Ellis.
Coach starts smacking Ellis with the tv.
"Seriously Not cool ouch MY FACE!" Ellis says.
Coach lets them all down and asks "Now let's try again.Im hungry!"
"Yes ok we will get your food!"
They all exclaimed.
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Left For Dead2(humorous Fan Fiction)
FanfictionWhile they are suppose to fight zombies the team of Coach,Nick,Ellis,and Rochelle just take it as if it was another regular day with coach being the fatty he is,Nick don't care about nothing,Ellis is so annoying and won't stop talking,And Rochelle...
