"Now Coach put your clothes back on!"Rochelle Screamed.
"Ya we Need to fight some zombies." Ellis said.
"Oh come on I was getting my groove on" Coach says whiningly.
"Ok City boy you ready?" Ellis asked Nick.
"Nah I'm just gonna stay here today." Nick says.
"STAY HERE?????" Rochelle screams.
"You know those two get in trouble!" Rochelle said." You are coming to help me!"
"Nope,Im taking the day off" Nick says laying out on the couch.
"Rochelle let him be." Coach said.
"Ok y'all then let's go" Ellis said.
As they walk out the door Rochelle turned and pointed two fingers at her eyes then pointed to Nick. "City I'm gonna get you! You never leave
Me with makes a stinky and Won't stop talking!"
They walked out the door and started on their way.
"So where to boys?" Rochelle asked
"I know a short cut through the baseball field."Ellis said.
"Um ya ya.....Lets start a conversation did you like my singing."
"All the cows back at home ran away I wanted to but you know zombies."Ellis says in a caring way.
"Ya coach you should stick to......."Rochelle said. "Being a lazy fat eating slob who stinks up the whole house!" Rochelle whispers to Ellis.
"So There are no zombies to be found here coach what were you gonna say." Ellis said.
"Oh ya.Did you See My Butt?"Coach asked.
"Hunny we saw a lot of butt and a whole lot more!"Rochelle says in a sassy tone.
"Well I am good sin...."Coach started to say when Ellis interrupted.
"Shut up coach and no." Ellis says.
"Don't tell me to.."Coach screams
"Boys!"Rochelle says.
"Both of you shut up. You don't wanna get killed do ya look! Ellis says pointing finger toward the stadium filled with zombies.
"Oh sh"Ellis was about to say.
"This is suppose to be PG! Don't do that Ellis"Rochelle screams.
"Well then let's do this!"Coach says.
Thump!
"What was that?"Rochelle asked curiously.
"I got scared and pooped my pants." Coach says.
"Oh goodness stay 10 Feet away from me! You know what here are our Gas Masks and suits." Rochelle says.
Ellis and Rochelle put on their masks and suits as coach is being attacked by a charger.
"Ah AHAHAHAHA AHHHHHHA AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH AHHHHH OUCH OUCH OUCH OW IW OW OW!!!!!"Coach screamed like a little girl.
"Coach why the heck are you doing this!"Ellis said as he was
Saving Coach from the charger.
"Get up on your own diaper baby!"Ellis Screamed at Coach.
"Ok let's do this!" Rochelle says.
They all pulled out their weapon which was a Shotgun for Rochelle,Ellis had an Assault Rifle,And coach...A Banana!
"Seriously coach! A BANANA!"Ellis screams smacking coach."
"You see my banana is actually.....A Pen! eh eh eh "Coach says.
"Ugh o well leave him be!" Rochelle says.
They ran in the baseball stadium an killed tons and tons of zombies when they thought they were done their was one last zombie.
"I think we got em all."Ellis said.
"Think again."Rochelle said pointing to a tank.
"Oh Poop!" I made another bigger poop I DON'T WANNA DIE I HAVE A STINKING BANANA AND I POOPED!"
"Wait coach strip naked as much as I hate it do IT!"Rochelle said.
"Okay?" Coach said scared.
"Now what go get in front of the Tank and scream the song I'm a goofy goober!"Rochelle said.
"Wait why goofy goober ohh!" Coach said.
Coach stripped naked and went in front of the tank and starts singing "I'm A GOOFY GOOBER ROCK! YOUR A GOOFY GOOBER ROCK!
WE ARE ALL GOOFY GOOBER ROCK. GOOFY GOOFY GOOBER YAYAYAYAYAYA"
The tank then laughed and ran up to coach and hit him.He went flying through the stadium walls
and 18
House walls!
"Coach...You alive?" Rochelle screamed."I mean I could care less but ya I have to ask!"
"Coach...I get your room!" Ellis screamed.
"I'm not DEAD YOU IDIOT!" Coach screamed.
When Ellis and Rochelle had their back turned,The tank got a big price of concrete and dropped it on Ellis's Back and starts smacking him.
"Ah Rochelle HELP ME!" Ellis screamed while rapidly getting hit by the tank.
"Right right. You owe me." Rochelle says while pulling out a RPG.
"Ahh"Ellis screamed like a little girl."Aim for the TANK!"Ellis screamed.
"Oh no Not me!"The tank screamed while taking the concrete off of Ellis.
The tank ran away and Ellis got up.
"Crap.That hurt!" Ellis said.
"Ya lets go find coach and get home." Rochelle said.
Coach's Pov
"Alright I lost my Clothes I lost my dignity I got crap all over my butt!"
"I just need to get home!"
Coach opens the door to the house to see Nick eating his cherry pie.
"Nick your eating my Cherry Pie!"Coach screams.
"AHHHH WHY AREN'T YOU WEARING CLOTHES!" Nick Screams,
"NEVER MIND THAT! MY PIE!"
"I got hungry" Nick says.
"O NICHOLAS YOU THOUGHT THE FIRST WAS BAD NOW IM NAKED AND I CAN DO A WHOLE LOT WORSE!"Coach screamed.
They go on a big argument when Rochelle and Ellis walk in.
"Ugh I'm going to my room." Rochelle says.
"Cherry pie my favorite"Ellis says while eating it.
Nick and Coach both turned around with an angered face.
"What It works up an appetite when your under concrete while rapidly being smacked a tank! Hey Y'all them things hurt!" Ellis said.
"ELLIS!!" They both screamed.
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Left For Dead2(humorous Fan Fiction)
FanfictionWhile they are suppose to fight zombies the team of Coach,Nick,Ellis,and Rochelle just take it as if it was another regular day with coach being the fatty he is,Nick don't care about nothing,Ellis is so annoying and won't stop talking,And Rochelle...
