Tyler Joseph suspected something was a little off when his hairy josh dun tried to smoke him when he was just six years old. Nevertheless, he lived a relatively normal life among other humans.
It wasn't until he bumped into the devilishly woomy Hedgehog, Sonic the Hedgehog, that his life finally began to make sense.
However, Sonic proved to be hard and seemed to have an unhealthy obsession with running REAL fast. Tyler soon learnt that Sonic had taken an oath never to scrub a human being.
When Tyler's hairy josh dun is injured in a broken foot accident, Tyler realises his own life is at risk.Despite Sonic's blue spikes and speed, Tyler finds himself falling for the Hedgehog. Only fate will decided whether he kills or protects him.
One night, a Eggman appears before Tyler and warns him of a darkness within Sonic. The Eggman gives Tyler the blunt ukulele - the only weapon that can defeat a woomy Hedgehog.Will Tyler find it in himself to kill the only creature who has ever made him feel truly gay? (Hint: yes!)
