I'm a short bean and I will be until I die so imma write this.
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Edd:
Always making puns about how short you are
It kinda hurts your feelings
He didn't know.
One day you were in a particularly bad mood and he was merciless with the short puns on that day too.
You burst into tears confusing the crud outta him
"WHY ARE YOU CRYING?? I'M SORRY??"
F O R G I V E H I M F O R H I S S I N S
He loves cuddling you
He can't keep his hands off of you
Get your mind outta the gutter.
Gives you sweets all the time because you're too sweet
Matt:
MAKES YOU WEAR CUTE CLOTHES ALL THE TIME.
MOSTLY PASTEL COLORS
I'm fine with that cuz I collect my melody sanrio merch but-
I feel sorry for you emo beanos
Hey THATS A CHAPTER IDEA
anyways-
Picks you up bridal style a lot.
Lots of piggy back rides
Y'all are cuddle lords
Can't stop posting pictures of you he thinks you're cuter than anything
His screensaver is you sleeping in a blanketfort
Tom:
Mr.Dad
I'm not joking. He's guilty of treating you like a rebellious teenager
By that I mean he acted like a parent
IF YOU'RE GOING TO WALK IN SHUT THE DOOR BEHIND YOU
Locked the liquor cabinet
Put parental controls on your phone as a joke once.
Oh lord you yelled at him and cried for HOURS.
He started treating you like an adult after that.
For the most part.
He still kept that cabinet locked.
Until you learned how to pick it that is
I'm very proud of you (Y/n) you're going places
Thinks you're too cute for this world.
Uses the word "smol" to describe you
Tord:
He started hiding his hentai from you
You asked him why he was treating you this was
"NO YOU'RE TOO LITTLE TO BE LOOKING AT THAT STUFF!! I MUST PRESERVE YOU'RE INNOCENCE!!"
You're not innocent ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
At least he didn't put that stupid parental control app on your phone.
BUT HE DID PREVENT YOU PROM SWEARING THAT ONE WEEK.
I can't tell you how many times you dropped the F bomb that week
Uses your head as an armrest
Likes to hold you close when he sleeps with you
Get your head outta the gutter
Sometimes teases you about your height by putting things up on high shelves or above your head
Not a jerk 24/7 though
Pat:
ACTS LIKE A PARENT TO YOU
Wait he always acts like that
Nevermind
Headcanon that he's the mom of Eddsworld
Bought a bunch of step stools for you
Taught you how to safely walk in high heels so you can be taller.
Doesn't put anything ever on high shelves
Piggy back rides 24/7
You're always the little spoon
He think's you're the cutest thing on the planet
Never lets anyone pick on you for your height
He'll fight anyone who does
Constantly reminds you that you're perfect just the way you are
Hugs you all the time
Forehead kisses
Pau:
Will bend down to your height
Plays with your hair
Doesn't care that you're short
Makes sure everything is in your reach
Uses your head as an armrest
But if anyone else does it their in trouble
Picks you up by the arms and twirls you around when he's in a good mood
Doesn't do piggy back rides
His poor back
Just likes sitting in silence with his face in your hair and you on his lap.
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WELL THAT WAS FUN TO WRITE I GUESS
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