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We stand in Craig's room getting ready, he kept looking at me when I was trying to fix my hair but, whatever.  He grabs my face quickly pull me close to him, I ask confused. 'What are you doing?!' He grabs something from his table and puts lipstick on me, he doesn't' let go of me but lightly kisses me, I stand back and he says. 'Perfect.' 

I nod confused, he grabs me and says. 'Come on! We're going to show Stan's gang that we're gayer!' I groan. '4th grade again?' He nods. 'Yes! And I have a secret weapon!' I ask. 'What is it?' Craig answers. 'Just, like. . .feel over me and stuff, just wrap your arms around me.' I nod wrapping my arm around his waist.

He smiles. 'Let's meet up with rest of them.' I nod as we quickly exit and walk to the front of the school, Craig pulls me closer and says. 'I'm just telling you, you kind of are my secret weapon.' I ask. 'How?' Craig just laughs. 'Don't worry.' I start to feel worried as the rest of the gang, we walk in and instantly see Stans gang, they see us and walk up to us.

Stan says. 'You're not as gay as us!' Craig says. 'We're 1,000,000 times gayer.' Stan shakes his head as Craig grabs my face and forces me to face him, he leans in and whispers in my ear. 'Secret weapon time.' He quickly kisses me sucking on my bottom lip, I stand there as he pulls back. '1,000,000. Times. Gayer.' 

Cartman laughs. 'Stan and Kyle do that all the time! You have to go deeper.' Craig Burroughs his eyebrows and says. 'Prove it.'  Kyle looks at Stan and they shrug, Craig frowns. 'Follow me Tweek.' I ask. 'What?! Why?! 'He sighs. 'Just do it.' 

I walk with him and he throws his head down in defeat, he looks up and grabs my cheeks. 'God, you're fucking adorable.' I say. 'Thanks?' He quickly places his hands on my hips and pulls me close, I ask. 'What are you doing?' He smirks. 'Those lips are just. . .they look tasty, and they sure did seem it.' I stammer. 'Ah. . .'

He licks my lip as I quickly smash my lips onto his, our lips move in sync as all you can hear is the moist noises, he pulls back smirking. 'You're so fucking hot!' He smiles groping my ass, we walk back as Kyle cries. 'Ew! He kissed me!' Cartman thrown. 'It wasn't that bad fucking Jew!' I laugh as Craig's hand makes it on the inside of my boxers around my ass. 'We're going back to your place after school.' 



GET. RICK-ROLLED. AGAIN. BYE!

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