ZOWAY Oneshots ;)

Baking Cupcakes~

Zoe sighed as she looked at the scene in front of her, succeeding in blowing a cloud of flour that had been covering her face. She took her glasses off and wiped them off with her shirt before putting them back on. Her boyfriend, Lukas, and his two brothers Mathias and Tino were wrestling for control over an electronic mixer. Well, it was really Lukas choking Mathias with his tie as Mathias tried to continue mixing and Tino desperately trying to separate the two. A thin layer of flour seemed to cover every open space in the room (Zoe looked to see some on the ceiling...? How'd that happen?) and when she set her hand on the counter and removed it she left a handprint, revealing the counter's marble top. Mathias had managed to evade Lukas's grip and was now threatening him with the mixer, getting cupcake batter everywhere. Oh gosh... Oliver's kitchen is... Zoe thought, watching the batter splatter on everything in close proximity, including the squarelling men. The camera that was supposed to film an educational tutorial on baking cupcakes had long since been knocked over, probably still rolling. Zoe finally decided that enough was enough when the rest of the batter was dropped to the floor, but by now the Nordics (aside from Mathias) were beginning to rile down.

"Ahem!" She cleared her throat loudly, but only got Tino to glance at her, shrug, and join back in.

"Guys?" Zoe's voice was increasing in volume, but she got no responses.

"GUYS OLIVER IS GOING TO KILL US!" She yelled drowning out the sounds of the mixer and Mathias choking.

Silence.

Silence.

Silence.

"Maybe you're right." Lukas released Mathias's tie, and Mathias fell forward from the lack of pressure holding him back.

"Hey! What is your-"

"Shut it and help us clean." Lukas handed Mathias a mop and Tino a rag that... just appeared there?

Zoe raised her eyebrows in amusement and grabbed a washcloth from beside the sink to rid the counter of its mess.

~Timeskip brought to you by The Cab's reference to David Bowie~

The four stood back after two hours (a few were... reluctant to cooperate, but they were straightened out quickly) admiring their work. They cleaned Oliver's kitchen until it was in better condition than what they received it in. There was a mysterious stain stuck on the ceiling that they formed a pact to never tell anyone about, but other than that there was no trace that they had been there.

"Hey guys," Tino stood up the camera, "Should we try again?"

"Why not? I want to get this project done today..." Zoe looked at Lukas, "What do you think?"

Lukas nodded in agreement.

~Timeskip brought to you by my playlist of 90's rock songs and Sean Kingston~

A tray of unfrosted strawberry and chocolate cupcakes was on the table, with everyone involved in their production exhausted.

"Well Gang..." Mathias began, clinging to the side of the fridge for dear life, "We made the cupcakes..." The Dane lost his grip and slid to the floor, laying there and lacking the willpower to get up.

Tino looked at his older brother and sighed, "At least we only had one casualty here... right?"

Lukas shook his head, "They still need to be frosted..."

Tino groaned and sank to join his fallen brother.

"Oh, I can frost them," Zoe volunteered, somehow having energy after the fiasco of baking the cupcakes SUCCESSFULLY after a high number of attempts, "I enjoy baking!"

Lukas looked at her and nodded, looking relieved. Then, uncharacteristically, he joined his brothers on the floor as they tried to replenish the much-needed energy.

Zoe may or may not have taken a picture and texted it to Emil, they're youngest brother who encouraged the project with his.... frighteningly large sweet tooth.

~Timeskip brought to by my VERY EARLY planning for a Valentine's Day Special~

Zoe had finished frosting the cupcakes and the boys were now up and fully functional. They were enjoying a well-earned cupcake while being sure to save a few for Emil and Berwald (the last brother that has not been mentioned until now~) and one for Oliver as payment for renting his kitchen. Zoe had remembered that she brought little rainbow and star-shaped sprinkles which she topped the cupcakes off with. Tino, who had dubbed himself "The Camera Master" went to check the footage. Freezing, he paled and looked at his companions.

"U-Um, guys..." Tino was visibly shaking.

"Yeah? What's up..?" Mathias asked, reaching for a second cupcake just to be slapped away from Lukas. "Hey man, why can't I have another?"

"You know very well how many cupcakes Emil requires... Not to mention saving one for Berwald and Oliver." Lukas deadpanned.

Zoe, however, had caught on to what Tino was saying earlier. "Wait... Tino, you're not saying..."

Tino looked Zoe in the eyes and delivered the much-dreaded statement:

"I forgot to hit record".

R.I.P

Tino Väinämöinen

R.I.P

Mathias Køhler

R.I.P

Lukas Bondevik

R.I.P

Zoe Bondevik (an// going by your IG Zoe)

(an// Yes I am very aware that this account has been dead since December 20, 2017. Let's just say that I was traveling the world to receive specialized training from writing masters to hone my skills. I must say that this is QUITE the beautiful work of art here :'O)