soulmates | facob

when i see a *** i floor it

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(ok quick psa incase y'all didn't know?? this is a joke. please don't report me. i'm part of the LGBTQ+ community and so are my friends and we write it bc it's enjoyable. please don't get triggered.)

"i love drugs don't you??"

millie was passed out on her couch from heroin, when gaten beat down her window with a stick. he jumped in and woke her up.

"god millie, why are you so lazy?" he asked her with a roll of his eyes. millie looked kind of dead, her hair was a mess. it had vomit in it, and she had beers laying across her floor.

gaten shrugged and picked some weed brownie out of her shirt, and told her to get dressed. millie picked out a outfit, keeping in mind that she couldn't look gay at all. she hated when people called her gay, because the minorities made her boil with anger.

soon after she put on her outfit, gaten had broken into her alcohol cabinet. she opened up her magazine while gaten drank. "oh my GOD, they picked a WOMAN to be on the cover instead of me!" she yelled, throwing the magazine across the room.

"aren't you a woman?" gaten asked, and millie whipped a kitchen knife out of her pocket, pointing it at his dick. "do NOT ever say that again. i am a GOD." gaten just shrugged and loaded up some heroin.

millie lit a cigarette, breathing in the smoke, letting it fill her lungs, and puffed out, wrinkling her nose. "WHAT are you watching?" she asked gaten, who has youtube opened up on his phone.

"oh, uh-," he stuttered, and millie whipped the phone out of his hand, a scream of disgust echoing out of her mouth as she saw james charles on the screen.

"next time i see his face, he'll be sister being tied up in my basement." millie yelled, throwing the video of the gay across her living room. gaten frowned. "millie, the word after sister has to start with an s-,"

"sister shut the fuck up," millie hissed at him. gaten smiled. "yeah! you're getting it-,"

"I SAID- GOD GATEN SHUT UP! JESUS CHRIST!!" she headed out the front door, gaten frowning. "where are you going?"

"duh, to kidnap the gay."

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"can i have some food please, sister?" the gay spoke to millie, the words rolling off his disgusting tongue and making her wince. "NO!" she screamed, and threw her knife at him for good measure before heading up the stairs. gays made her boil.

she turned on the news, frowning as the lady talked to the tv lightly.

"and jacob sartorius and finn wolfhard have been spotted together yet again, and today they were-,"

millie threw a rock at the tv, and the screen froze in a picture of finn and jacob's lips touching, which made her gag, literally.

she ran back down the stairs. "GATEN!" she hollered, and stopped dead when she saw gaten with a full face of makeup, james brushing a stick of lipstick across his lips. "and... done! that's about all! make sure to check out that video, or you can come into the studio-,"

millie let out a scream so loud the ceiling crumbled and fell, crushing james and gaten and killing them instantly.

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author's note :)
um i'm gonna try to update more bc this book jumped in reads so ig you guys enjoyed it