happy family bts crackfic "holiday"

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[A/N] Im sorry
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It was beautiful summer morning. the birds were twerking on trees-

i mean tweeting on trees

and sun was shinning +30 degrees so everybody was sweating in sleep and losing calories.

First to wake up was of course Namjoon, as a father of household he had to support financially his lovely family and go to work. He would always wake up to sound of his wife's snoring. Joonie was pretty used to it living with her for over 10 years, never regretting his decision of spending life with her.

Wait- What?

Namjoon as everyday, woke up terrified of house being destroyed by his own children out of hell. Those worries accompanied were by his wife and her loud snoring. He knew the bad habit of his kids. They were the most active at night. Even though they were still very young, they were just evil little demons stomping on this world.

Joonie stood up carefully to not wake Seokjin, the mother of household. It was 6am and summer vacation just started. This fact only raised ubnormal activity of children which were already up by this hour.

Namjoon walked downstairs only to see glassless window in the living room, dirty kitchen where tae tried to cook, weird noises going from bathroom, cracking ceiling and big mess.
Let me introduce something meant to be humans, but failed in process.

The youngest child - Jungkook
age - 3
hobby - doing whatever he likes
current state - swinging on chandelier

Middle child - Taehyung
age - 5
hobby - crying
current state - who knows

The oldest child - Jimin
age - 8
hobby - pretending to be responsible
current state - sinking the cat in toilet

Uncle - Hoseok
age - 24
hobby - playing with children
current state - playing baseball in living room

Jimin's best friend - Yoongi
age - probably older than Jimin but no one knows how old is he
hobby - giving bad influence
current state - helping Jimin with cat sinking

That's about the time Namjoon starts questioning his life decisions.

Namjoon
age - 23
hobby - working
current state - something similar to heart attack

[A/N] its 4am and now it's me who is questioning her life decisions

hope u like it
it's only a beginning so prepare for more weird staff

I'll continue it anytime and I'm really curious how many followers can I get with this shit 😄

~ wow its 4 am and 4% battery on my phone

goodnight💕