happy family bts crackfic "holiday"

IV

"In todays newest news. Lost child climbed a big old tree and is playing superhero with his toys on it. police and fire brigade are trying to help him, but the boy doesnt want to get off."

Hoseok almost chocked on an apple hearing the newest news. Seokjin was busy with doing laundry and he dropped wet clothes on the floor scared of loud coughing.
"Hoseok when will you grow up and behave like normal peopleー"

Cameraman made a close-up to Taehyungs face just when Seokjin appeared in room and Hoseok knew what was coming.

"OH MY FUCKING GOD WHATS TAE DOING ON THE TREE?!?! IM GOING THERE RIGHT NOW HOSEOK YOU TAKE CARE OF THE LAUNDRY"

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Tae was scared of weird people screaming something to him from the ground so he climbed even higher. Of course they wanted to kidnap him and Tae wasnt stupid. He threw his toys at them "Im not stupid you stupid kidnappers!"

"Give me back my child!" Seokjin shouted running to the tree and punching rescuers in the face "What are you doing?! Cant you see he's stuck on a tree?!"

"We are trying to help-" Rescuer couldnt end the sentence receiving a strong punch from Seokjin.

"Shut up you cant deal with situation so go away" Police started holding Seokjin to calm him down.

"Let go of my eomma!" Tae has jumped from the big tree at the one of policemans.

"Oh my god Tae, are you okay sweetie?"

"Yes mom" He gave his eomma huge hug. "But where's Jimin and Jungkook?"

"I dont know i ran away from them because Jungkook was being mean to me"

"Are you a girl? You have to become stronger otherwise everyone will do with you what they want just like Jungkook, you little trash"

Tae started crying and ran away again, hopefully Namjoon heard about everything from television and catched him arriving at place.

Jimin and Jungkook came also.

"Now you will have broccoli soup for whole month!"

"It's not my fault, Tae just can't behave in public"

"Yes Jiminnie but next time you should control what Kookie's doing, and Kookie you little trash I'll close you in playpen when we go back home"

"Mom you awe bigger trash than me becaws you awe older"

"I swear to god i'll feed you with broccoli for whole year"

"Nooo mommyy nooo" Tae cried.

"Calm down honey, I can cook and even clean the house for you if you want" Namjoon hugged Seokjin kissing older on the cheek.

"Namjoon please don't, I dont want my house in flames, now let's go home"

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"And thats all in todays newest news. We wish this family happiness and hope there wont be any more incidents like this one."

"Funny shit" Yoongi thought turning off the TV.