I like your legs, can I be inbetween them?
You like Skittles? Good, cause you're about to taste the rainbow.
If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right is Christmas, can I visit in between the holidays?
I heard my face is comfortable, want to try it out?
Les-be-honest here, you were checking me out.
You're straight? So is a noodle until you get it hot wet.
How lesbians have sex? To hard to explain, I'll have to show you.
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