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Something I Just Thought Up part 3 (lunch)

         Lunch was a nightmare. I'm use to having almost an entire side of the table to myself, but for some reason, two beautiful girls were on either side of me. Rosa and Kaylyn sat at my sides, trying to keep my attention on them. I was actually getting both frustrated and extremely uncomfortable, and I think Cerin could tell.

          "Hey, CJ, come to the lunch line with me."

         Thank you Cerin, the love of my life. Quickly,I ran after her, glancing back quickly to see both of the girls look at me with strange looks. Looking back at Cerin, I shook my head in confusion. Kaylyn was acting strange, and for some reason, Rosa seemed to hate her.  It seemed almost like they both knew something I didn't. Well whatever, I didn't have the fucking time to deal with all of this shit at once. Rosa's presence was threatening my sanity, and Kaylyn's weird behavior was just making everything worse. A huge fucking headache was taking over my brain, and at the moment, Cerin was my only saving grace.

        "Hey, CJ," Cerin started, glancing back at me as we made it to the line, "What's with you and Violethead?"

       I raised myeyebrow, "What the fuck do you mean?"

       "Rosa, what's with you and Rosa?"

        I shook my head, "Fucking Carl. He introduced me to that bitch in class and now it seems like she's looking for my friendship. I fucking hate shit like that."

          Cerin nodded, and looked back at the table with a sigh. I looked over as well, only to see everyone looking at Rosa and Kaylyn, who seemed to be in the middle of an argument. Fuck, why was this happening to me? This dumb shit was ruining my life. I thought for a bit, where could I run to to get away from this mess? Then it hit me!

        "Hey, Cerin?"

        "Yeah?"

         "Mind if I go chill at Carl's table, I don't think I should go sit," I pointed at the table, where Kaylyn and Rosa were giving each other evil eyes, "in between that mess."

         Cerin nodded, "Yeah, good idea. What me to go with you?"

        I looked her in the eye, "Do you want to?"

       "Nope."

       I chuckled, "Then just go back to the table, try and calm," I nodded towards the table, "THAT down."

      Cerin smirked, "Kay bestie, will do."

      When I made it to Carl's table, I was greeted with small looks of confusion and three new faces.

       "Who's the chick with the resting bitch face?"

         A boy with electric blue hair looked up at me, then turned his head to Carl. Who's the ass, I thought to myself, but decided against saying it. I had enough drama for today,instead I sat next to a girl who I always spent my time with in P.E, Vea. She looked at me and smile, before returning to her own conversation. Thanks, V, not like I actually wanted someone to talk to other than Carl. 

         Carl coughed and gestured at me, "This is CJ. I believe I've told you about her."

         The boys face lit up, and he looked over at me with a humorous expression, "The fun bitch who tried to rip off your balls when you first met?"

      I raised my eyebrow, looking at Carl, "Thought we said we would never talk about that again?"

     Carl laughed nervously before cutting in, "Yeah, you should introduce yourself. You know a few friends of hers, like Cerin and Joey!"