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This Is Just Something I Just Thought Up (Lesbian)

I loved her more then words could say. What I felt for her was a strong fire that burned deep inside me. A giant pull that tore at me every night, causing me to think only of her... Sad thing was, I hadn't even talked to her yet. 

I was the loner girl. You know, the one that sat in the back of the class, keeping her head down, avoiding any and all attention, and if she got any, she pushed it away with her rotten attitude.  She was the angel delinquent. The one everyone loves and talks about. The center of all the negative and positive attention. The opposite of me. And probably straight...

 Isn't that how it works? You fall in love with a girl and then she ends up being straight and homophobic. You confess to her and she just beats you up and tears your life apart. That's why I never talked to her. Why I just sat in the back of the class and stared at her. 

"CJ.... Carrie.... Carrie Jones! Did you not just here me!? I said go look at the board and see your new seat!"

I looked at my teacher and quickly got up. Not planning on arguing with her, she was a nightmare when she was mad. I quickly looked at the seating chat. 

Fucking shit.

Shit, shit, shit, shit. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fucking no. Please, no. 

I was one seat over from her.  The only thing in between me and her was my friend,  Carl, and he was friends with her ass as well. I looked at my teacher, begging her with my eyes to change the seats. She didn't seem to understand, and if she did, she didn't show it. 

I slowly made my way to my new seat,  praying to what ever god  was out there. This could not be happening. Not to me, please. I sat down and snuck a quick peek at the girl. Please pretend I'm not here, I thought to myself. But when I looked over, our eyes met.

 Fuck, I'm screwed. I quickly looked away, trying to put on my angery and loner attitude that I had with everyone else. It had never really been faked before now, so it was a little hard to imitate it when I was trying. I guess I managed it though, because she sighed and turned her body away from me. 

Carl slowly sat in between us, glancing back and forth. It seemed like he wasn't gonna say anything, but as soon as I looked away from him, he opened his mouth. 

 "So CJ, have you met Rosa. Rosa McClain?"

Fucking Carl.... I turned to him, trying to put on a 'I don't want to know her' face. 

" No Carl, I haven't. And I'm not in the mood to talk to NEW people right now. "

"Well she's in a good mood. "

I looked over at the girl, trying to look mad.  I must have looked convensing, caused Carl quickly began to talk. 

"She's always like this. Usually, she makes it seemingly more funny though... maybe she's just in a bad mood."

"You got that right" I muttered, looking at the teacher. She was having us do study hall, so she wasn't  going to help in this little predicament. Time for another plan. 

 Rosa chuckled,  " Hey bitchy girl,  can I sit in that empty seat next to you, or are you gonna bite my fucking head off?"

And of course I said, "Whatever". I'm an fucking idiot. 

 She slowly moved into the seat next to mine, placing her head in her arms on the table. The smell of vanilla suddenly filled my nose,  causing causing a light blush to dust over my cheeks. 

"So miss snippy... can I talk to you, or are you gonna ignore me?"

" Do whatever the fuck you want. "

"That's a no then?"

"What the fuck ever."

Carl chuckled,  " I'll leave you lesbians alone. "

Rosa turned to him, "What the fuck, Carl."

Yeah what the fuck Carl, I thought. What do you mean 'you lesbians'. 

"What? I'm just helping you guys get along!"

Rose smirked,  "I'm sure we can do that without your help. "

I turned to her, now with actually irritation in my eyes. 

"Look you two, I'm tired and you are annoying. I'm sure that you all want to get along with fucking cupcakes and magic rainbows,  but I'm not that type of girl.  I like peace,  and oh,  what's it called? Oh yes, SCILENCE! So of you don't have anything interesting to say, please leave me alone and talk elsewhere. "

Rosa smirked again and leaned closer to my ear, "I'm sure I can do something to interest you...". She leaned back and winked,  earning yet another chuckle from Carl. 

Shit.... I'm gay for this girl.