The world is insane

farting animals

*farting animals*

I walked up to a pig and burped

it said I was insane

then it farted a rainbow and went away

I walked up to a dog and yelled

^you are a big butt^

then he farted and left a big piece of poop behind

I walked up to a dolphin

he looked like a dofus

so I poked him and said I wanted a piece of cake

he said that I should go away

then he farted strawberry jam

I went to bobby Joe

he was rambling about cake and life lessons

^bobby Joe why are animals farting random crap or actually farting crap^

^because child animals like to fart now excuse me but I need to fart^

it smelled like shoot..gosh

I guess animals are farting maniacs!!!