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Karkat: a nice typical Troll dinner
*going around the table*
*sober!gamzee appears*
Everyone: *Y E E T S the fuck outta there*
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John: *placing oil on the ground*
DAVE! COME IN HERE AN GET YA JUICE!
Dave: *runs into the kitchen squealing*
*falls and slides across the kitchen*
*runs into the oven and breaks the glass door*
John: well shit...
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Sollux: on my way,
*points to Eridan*
to 2teal ya bitch!
*starts to play recorder*
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Eridan: *shoots harpoon into the sealing*
Cronus: *gets the shit scared outta him* THIS IS WWHY DAD DOESN'T FUCKING LOVVE YOU!
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Tavros: this next song I werote for my ex-matesprite, ahem...
*strums guitar a couple times*
B I T C H! Thank you...
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Feferi: Eridan, did you c)(eat on the test?
Eridan: I wwanna a trail by combat.
Feferi: t)(is isn't game of t)(rones!
Eridan: NEPUTA BE MY CHAMPION!
Neputa: alright :3
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Gamzee: hey you,
*climbs on top of Tavros and sits on his big horns*
yes you, I wanna eat ur a-
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Sollux: *blowing f a t vape clouds*
Eridan: *blows all the clouds away*
Sollux: *slowly turns with a glare on his face*
Ampora! >:(
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Vriska: Hello Aradia...
Aradia: Hi Vriska...
Vriska: Those shoes look awfully familiar- HAHAHA
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Mituna: I'm drinkin' a Mountain Dew pla- past midnight, I'm not gonna be able to sleep tonight, ehehe, I don't give a cr- a shit
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Feferi: and that's about everything— oh yeah and don't forget to feed the SuperBees!
Eridan: wait, wait, what are SuperBees?
Sollux: *Sticking to the window, making eye contact with Eridan*
Eridan: *notices Sollux, or "the superbee*
Sollux: Buzz, buzz ;)
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YOU ARE READING
no one will be able to live a happy clean like after reading this book
Fanfictionto put a long fucking story short this book will consist of homestuck vines, crack, n' shit like that
