WARNING; there IS suggestive talk but like it's a crack book tf did you expect?
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❭❭KARKAT VANTAS has created a group chat with VRISKA SERKET, ERIDAN AMPORA, SOLLUX CAPTOR, NEPETA LEIJON, TAVROS NITRAM, KANAYA MARYAM, and TEREZI PYROPE
KARKAT: ok nooksuckers, a few rules for this chat.
one, don't tell anyone who's not in this chat about it, it's a sacred chat and you should be happy your in it.
two, just text normally, we aren't using computer since Dave and John introduced us to these phones so like just text normally.
three, no shipping NEPETA
NEPETA: awee :(
SOLLUX: uuuuUUUGH why'd you invite fish-dick? i though this was a sacred chat, it just got gross and filled with germs when you added him
VRISKA: fuck, he's throwing some damn s h a d e ooh Eridan, get him back
ERIDAN: ugh, Sollux I'm over you maybe it's time you get over yourself too.
TEREZI: oh my god, honestly, tea
VRISKA: OOOHHH SHIT BROOO
KARKAT: a n o t h e r rule, no being rude
SOLLUX: i was just boutta flame this dory lookin ass bro
ERIDAN: like I said, stop jacking yourself off bee boy
SOLLUX: AAAAHAHHAHAHHAHA SAYS YOU B I T C H
you always tryna get into peoples pants.
ERIDAN: oh honey, at least when I try I succeed
VRISKA: ooooOOOOHHH FUCK! OH FUCK!
DUDE, SOL, YOU CANNOT LET THAT SLIDE MY MAN
SOLLUX: trust me Vris, I will not
KARKAT: the fuck did I just say? I'll get Kanaya on y'all asses
SOLLUX: on second thought, imma just back down
ERIDAN: me too
KANAYA: that's right
f e a r me
now apologize and say something nice to each or I will suck the blood outta you like a lollipop
ERIDAN: I apologize for wha I said to you Sollux Captor, and you're greatest feature is you're double bulges
SOLLUX: Thank you and I accept you're apology
I'm sorry for the things I said and you're greatest quality is how
T H I C C you are in the March costume
TEREZI: hold on a fucking minute
how does Eridan know that Sollux has two bulges?
ERIDAN: uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
SOLLUX: ...
SOLLUX CAPTOR and ERIDAN AMPORA have left the chat!
NEPETA: i. fucking. kNEW IT!
I FUCKING CALLED THAT THEY WERE BUMPING NOOKS! GUESS WHO OWNS ME 30 FUCKING DOLLARS
VRISKA: goddamnit.
NEPETA: pay up Vriska
KARKAT: ok, yeah I'm going to end this chat before things get worse
KARKAT VANTAS, VRISKA SERKET, TEREZI PYROPE, NEPETA LEIJON, and KANAYA MARYAM have left the chat!
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TAVROS: motherfuck, I always miss these things
YOU ARE READING
no one will be able to live a happy clean like after reading this book
Fanfictionto put a long fucking story short this book will consist of homestuck vines, crack, n' shit like that
