S3 Ep.1: "Welcome to Santa Monica U"

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West struggles to pull her bags up the staircase to her dorm room.

West: Come on! Just a little bit further! Life please be on my side this one time!
Benny: Need a little help?

West turns around and sees Benny standing at the bottom of the stairs waving and smiling.

West: Excited Ben!!!!

She drops all her bags and runs down to tackle Benny with a welcoming hug.

Benny: Hey! I didn't think you were gonna be here this early! My parents just dropped me off.
West: Well yeah I had to get a little head start before all the other kids start pouring in ya know?
Benny: I know that's right. You need some help?
West: That would be amazing!
Benny: Great because I do too! So I'll grab the little travel sized ones and you'll get the—

Avery walks through the door.

Avery: Ugh! Benny there's literally no parking spaces outside so I parked next to this shady ice cream stand.
Benny: What was shady about it?
Avery: They made you sign wavers before you tried anything on the menu.
Benny: Uhhhhhh...

They look at each other and burst into laughter.

Avery: I probably shouldn't have eaten that cone.
West: Avery you didn't.
Avery: Avery did.
Benny: Okay well as your last act of kindness before you fall over and die, I recommend you give us a hand.
Avery: With what?

West nudges at their luggage.

Avery: Ohhhhh... yeah I can't move that.
West: Avery please! This shit is fucking heavy!
Avery: .... Uhhhhhh! Fine.

Avery and Benny help West drag her luggage upstairs. they eventually reach the top, but are interrupted by a loud scream from a distant dorm room.

Benny: Bitch what now?!

A half naked girl comes running down the hall yelling "fire! fire!".

West: Did she just say-

Avery: Fire!!

Everybody in the hallway begins to run towards the exit as fiery flames engulf a dorm at the end of the hall.

Benny: Wait my bags!!
West: Your bags or your life, Benny?!

West takes Benny by the arm and they run downstairs out of the building.

Benny: My Dior!!!

West, Avery and Benny join the crowd and head outside to the campus grounds.

West: Well this is just great! My first day of college and it catches on fire! AND I forget my ointment?! Is this a sign?
Avery: Babe we gotta stay positive- wait why do you have ointment?
Benny: That's just nasty.
West: Reasons for my ointment are unimportant! Our building is on fire Avery!

West gestures at the building.

Avery: Ugh whatever. I need cheese fries.
Benny: There's the food court! I need something with matcha in it and a goddamn advil.

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