S3 Ep.2: "Do You Even Frat, Bro?"

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West is sitting at her desk with a hundred different papers on it.

West: Ugh! This is literally the worst day of my life!! What the hell is a double helix triangle?! AND WHO STOLE MY FRUIT SNACKS?!!

Avery sits on Benny's bed eating fruit snacks and then starts to slowly hide them.

Avery: Dude just calm down, okay? You're gonna finish the paper with enough time to spare so we can go out tonight.
West: And how exactly do you know that? I need 6,000 words and you know how many i have? 400! At this rate, I'll be writing my next essay from the cardboard box I'll be living in!
Avery: Okay move over.

Avery slides West away from the desk in her rolling chair, walks up to her MacBook and cracks her knuckles.

Avery: Okay... let's see... yeah you're gonna fail.
West: What was the point of doing that?! Avery you're literally no help! Get out of my way.
Avery: In my defense, I had full confidence in what I thought I had planned.

West throws a balled up piece of paper at Avery as she falls onto the bed laughing. Benny walks into the room with a large smile on his face.

Benny: Heyyyyy guys!!
Avery: What are you so happy about? Finally decided to buy your own clothes instead of stealing mine?
Benny: Aha ha. Very funny.

Benny chucks a pair of underwear at Avery.

Benny: Keep your granny panties out of my laundry basket, bitch. And by the way, that's never gonna stop happening.
Avery: Ben... these aren't mine.
Benny: Anyways, so apparently there's gonna be a party over at my friend Blake's fraternity and he wanted me to stop by tonight. said to bring all the girls I could find. You guys up for it?
West: Um actually I have a paper due and Daniel and I have lunch this afternoon so no.
Avery: She's going. We're going.

West makes a face at Avery and she shrugs her shoulders.

West: Frustrated I think I just said no so actually you guys go on ahead okay? I have a lot of things to get done tonight.
Benny: West come onnnn!! Nobody goes to college to ACTUALLY college! You need this.
Avery: No. No no no NO!! You do this all the time! Tonight we are GOING to that party together and we're gonna have the time of our lives!

West turns back around in her rolling chair and gets back to work.

West: Send pics.
Avery: So help me Westenia Ambers I will take you to that party IN that chair if I have to!

West continues to ignore Avery.

Avery: Just letting you know, you totally made me do this.

Avery grabs West's chair and starts dragging it around the room while chanting "say yes to the party!".

West: Ahhhh!! Okay okay!! I'll go!
Avery: Great! We are ON Benny!

Avery and Benny two-hand high five. West rolls her eyes and gets out of her chair.

West: Lightheartedly You guys are insufferable.

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West, Benny and Avery walk into the student services office.

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