Capital Letters ─ Chris Evans

039

chapter ➝ thirty nine
type ➝ imessage
❝ a supportive brother ❞

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SCOOTY
BIG BROTHER HAS
A NEW GIRLFRIEND

MUSTACHE
uh what

SCOOTY
don't play dumb
with me, mate

MUSTACHE
i'm not? 🤷🏼‍♂️

SCOOTY
you know, mom, dad
carly and shanna like
francine a lot

SCOOTY
even they start watching
wwe to see her kick ass!
also mom almost bought
her merch, but i said no
because i knew it would
be embarassing

MUSTACHE
okay wtf since when
my family became
like this

SCOOTY
since we got affected
by francine mode 💃🏼

MUSTACHE
that's her sister thing, you fool

SCOOTY
they're related
by blood, right?

MUSTACHE
. . . yeah?

SCOOTY
then whatever is shailene's thing
is francine's thing as well duh 🙄

MUSTACHE
is there any point of
this conversation?

SCOOTY
i think you two should
get married very soon
that's my point 🤓

MUSTACHE
right gOTTA ZAYN

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