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"Camera rolling."
Everyone is currently sitting on a couch at the Wayne Manor's living room. Sitting on the end is Bruce then Dick, then Jason, then Tim, then Damian.
"Why the hell did you decide to do this again Grayson?" Damian asked kicking Tim's back in attempt to get some space.
"Cause it'll be fun." Dick announced proudly.
"THIS AIN'T FUN! DEMON IS KICKING THE CRAP OUT OF MY BACK RIGHT NOW!" Tim screamed glaring and Dick.
"Well I wouldn't be kicking you if you'd move your fat ass over so I have room Drake!" Damian yelled.
"KNOCK IT OFF YOU'RE EMBARRASSING EVERYONE!" Bruce shouted.
"Put a cork in it old man!" Jason yelled with a glare.
"We're live!"
They all adjusted their positions and smiled at the camera.
"Hello. My name is Bruce Wayne and this is my family." Bruce announced.
"The names Richard Grayson, but you, can call me Dick." Dick said with a smile.
"Jason Todd."Jay said with a grumble.
"Timothy Drake, call me Tim." Tim said with a smile.
The cameraman pointed the camera at Damian.
"What? You all know who I am and if you don't, what the hell are you doing with your life." He said in a tone.
"Damian." Bruce warned.
"Well it's true I mean come on now." Damian said rolling his eyes.
"Anyways this is the Wayne Manor where all of them live." The camera man announced.
"Uh we don't really live here most of our parents are dead so we just hang around here." Jason said folding his arms.
"Jason shut the hell up!" Tim scolded.
"Language!" Dick shouted.
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(It's currently a private interview with Dick.)
"They're always like this. They always pick fights with each other and me being the amazing big brother I am, I put an end to it."
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(Mean while at the manor's kitchen)
"Where's father?" Damian asked eyeing everyone down.
"He's at work." Tim said grabbing a cookie from the plate.
Jason lit a cigarette and started to smoke it when footsteps could be heard.
"JASON ARE YOU SMOKING AGAIN!" Dick shouted.
"No!" Jason shouted continuing to smoke.
"JASON!" Dick shouted walking into the room.
Jason rolled his eyes and Dick walked up and snatched it from him.
"Come on Dick it's my last one." Jason protested.
"No smoking!" Dick yelled walking off to put it away.
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(Private interview with Jason)
"He's a BEEP asshole he can go BEEP die for all anyone cares. He thinks he's mr tough shot of the house. I mean I'm an adult I can do whatever the BEEP I want."
"You're a horrible adult!" Damian shouted.
"Damian shut the BEEP up!" Jason shouted.
"No one likes you Todd!" Damian yelled.
"You're actually adopted!" Jason yelled.
Damian ran into the room ready to punch Jason.
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(Meanwhile with Tim)
"Why are you following me? I'm going to the bathroom you really want to film that?"
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(Mean while with Dick)
"LeT IT Go! LEt iT Go! CaN'T hOlD It bACk ANymoRE!"
"GRAYSON SHUT THE HELL UP!" Damian shouted from u
"Or what lil' D you gonna run at me with a fork?" Dick asked.
There were sounds off hussled footsteps a drawer opening and closing then footsteps again until Damian was in the room with a fork he quickly stabbed into Dick's hand.
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(Private interview with Damian)
"If you expect me to be sorry for that you can just leave. I could care less, he asked for it anyways."
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(Meanwhile at the houses Library)
"Jason where's my phone?" Tim asked walking in the room.
"Why should I know?" Jason asked rolling his eyes.
"Dick!" Tim shouted.
There were footsteps and then Dick entered the room.
"What?" Dick asked.
"Where's my.....what happened to your hand?" Tim asked raising a brow.
"Oh demon shoved a fork through his hand." Jason said with a laugh.
"Shut up Jason." Dick scolded.
Damian entered the room.
"Damian did you take my phone?" Tim asked folding his arms.
"It's in your pocket dumbass." Damian said rolling his eyes.
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(Private interview with Tim)
"Yeah....It was in my pocket."
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(Meanwhile at the front door)
"I'm home!" Bruce shouted walking through the door.
"UGH!" Damian shouted.
"NOBODY GIVES A SHIT!" Jason shouted.
"BRUCE I MISSED YOU. THEY'RE ALL BULLIES!" Dick shouted running down the steps.
"WHY CAN'T YOU GUYS EVER BE QUIET!" Tim shouted slamming his door shut upstairs.
"Welcome home Master Bruce, we missed you very much." Alfred said walking into the room.
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(Private interview with Bruce)
"Yeah they all love me here."
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Keeping up with the Waynes
FanfictionWell one day Dick decided that we need a TV show and only god knows why and despite the many protests from everyone he contacted a producing company anyway and well...here we are.
